03/22/2012
"THis is the title screen dunkass. TITle screen's are NOT COMMANDS......"

you are at the title screen of theg game



Which of these cHOICE, POMPOUS OPTIONS will you chose?

also heres the map

ass well as even a Dicord Serveur??

and and also the my other adventure which is pretty cool, if you're get mored waiting for the UPDATE HERE to this one


03/22/2012
"new game"

you start a new game. you are now SWEET BRO, and you are insine of the bendrom.


what does sweet bro do?


03/22/2012
"get off of that bed you ididot your RUINING IT."

errrrrrr uh bro?

nobody cares about the bed.i'ts not yours.

it belongs to your friend HELLA JEFF.


03/22/2012
"Show further disrespect to your firend's bed by junping on it"

you jump on the bed for a little bit but then you fall off of the bead and hurt yourself.

mother
FUCK.


03/23/2012
"Sweet Bro: find out how much damage you took"

the fall was not too lethal because you only lost one of your hit points

you still have..... 17/18 HP


03/23/2012
"sweet Bro: stop dicking around in your friends room and go to the hallway"

you go out of the your frien'ds room and into the HALLWAY of your nICE house that kind of looks a little like a hotel but is not.

hwat now?


03/23/2012
"Sweet Brothel: examine that ABSOLUTELY PREMIUM RUMP over there in the distance"

you examine the premium rump.


That's nice...oh That's nice!


03/23/2012
"wait a minute....."

You suddenly notice there is also a PERSON attached to the rump. The lagbdy seems quite proud of it, hence why she is pretruding it like its showcased in a pie baking contest or something

you personally would not mind if that was the case, as long as you were one of the judges.....
oh man..





but really this is quite troubling. who is this wonan in your house?


03/23/2012
"Sweet Bro: quick run before she sees you seeing her butt"

you quickly hurry and get out of there before the situation becomes TOO HOT TO HANDEL

(which is sometimes)






03/24/2012
"Sweet Bro: be Germoy"

you start being geromy just as geromy starts being hella jeff. you are now HELLA JEFF.

you are in the livbing room of your nICE HOUSE. you are playing video games and the game is SPORTS. what will you do>?


03/24/2012
"Hella Jeff: score a TOUCHDOWN"

you score a touchdown. aww yeah, bitches.

your team of you's parades the field triumfantly, while the enemy team of now red-faced sweet bros scream out in anger, one even falling down to pound the ground in a huge tantrum. ha ha ha
Oh MAN


03/25/2012
"Hella Jeff: Level up from touchdown"

that touch down was just so SWeET it gave you two more experiense points......
one you needed to level up and one extra(which is shown as blue on the EXp bar}

+3 dexterity
+1 intelligence
+2 charisma

not that big of a stat boost but you know why- its because your only level 3 and then only way you get experience points is by vibeo games

anywayway you are now bored of the game. want else is their to do here......


03/25/2012
"mind explaining your INVENTORY, fuckstick?"

oh yeah, that. basically, how the inventorys here work they go like the name of the object with brakcets around them/ so if you had an aCORN it would say [ACORN].

but why does one of yours have two brackets?????

basically you were being a complete IDIOT DOUCHE one day and put one of your inventory spaces into another space and you have NO IDEA how to get it back out because you are still an IDIOT DOUCHE.

nOT ONLY does this make one of them unuseable by filling it with the other, but the other c'ant be used because it is inside of the other, meaning you only have one inventory space to work with until you sort this shit out

GREAT GOING, FUCKMUNCH.





03/26/2012
"Hella Jeff: jump out of your stat screen portriat box into the abyss below!"

SHINT.
great going you dumb bloated tool now your DEAD!





(now's the part where you click Go Back, dick hole)


03/26/2012
"Hella Jeff: ready a text to Sweet Bro."

you take out you're PHONE and ready a text to your bro sweet bro on it, and then you send it.




03/26/2012
"Sweet Bro: Recieve text"

while still running down this UNBELIEBVALY LONG hallway, you notice your pants begin to vibrate because you have a newn text




03/26/2012
"Sweet Bro: Reply to text"

still running, you attempt replying to the text. this is much more COMPLICATED and DIFFICULT then you would have thought..........


03/26/2012
"Hella Jeff: Wait"

wow what is taking that dunpass so long to reply?

you are considering to leave to the big game without him.


03/26/2012
"Message: Arrive"

sweet FINALLY he replied...


oh WOW its still not even from sweet bro. WHAT IS THAT GUY DOING??????


03/27/2012
"Hella Jeff: Reply"

you begin to reply to the text and are almost done but you get ANOTHEUR TEXT before you can even send it. you absolutely hate when that happends



03/27/2012
"Geromy: Stop being Hella Jeff"

You stop being Hella Jeff. you now have mONOPOLY over the story's veiwpoint

SUmary of what is hap p e n i n g :
You got to the big game early ahead of your friends who are also going sweet bro and hella jeff. then the big man was keeping it real and gave a lecture ofbout AIDS. you were being sreious until you were txted by one of your friends which made you laugh at such an imappropriate time and make the big man think you were laughing about the aids.

now your up on the stage about to lay the beat-down flipwise from the big man himself. WHAT DO YOU DO>>?>


03/27/2012
"Geromy: Explain to the big man the misunderstanding"

You try your best to explain whta really happened and why you laughed, but he's face remains unchanged and the crowd boos you

this is NOT GOOD....


03/28/2012
"Sweet Bro: Fall down all ththe stairs"

wow what is it with you and falling down those fucking stairs?

you lose 5 more HP falling down the stairns. you now have.....only  12/18 left.


04/02/2012
"sweet Bro: Get up and text your damn friend alreddy"

You get up after recouvering from the shock of the fall and then you get your phone and sit on the stairs and ready a text back to Hlela Jeff finally




04/02/2012
"Sweet Bro; Walk into the kItchen"

ok.


04/02/2012
"Sweet Bro: Open the refridgerator"

you open the steeple and see all the people


04/02/2012
"Sweet Bro: Take some of the food"

you fill up the rest of your inventory with FOOD. also you now know what the other things you had in the inventory are.

INVENTORY:
[Portable gaming system]
[Soggy pawn]
[Watermellon]
[Hot dog]
[Grape jelly]


04/03/2012
">Sweet Bro: Move those tasty-lookign nachoes from the counter to your inventory"

you cant get the nanchos because your inventory is FULL!!

you'll will either have to get rid of some( )thing(s) in your inventory or somehow merge some of them together to make space if future-you is truly craving those counter-nachoes that much


04/03/2012
"Sweet Bro: Ponder the possibilities of item removal and/or combination of items"

you look into your invetnory for how to free up space..

the handheld gaming system is way too expencive and fun to give up so youre going to keep it

the soggy pawn you don't really need but you have to give it back to hella jeff because it's part of his chess set. you had it since the chess incident and still havent even returned it. HOW IRRESPONSIBLE CAN YOU GET

and the watermellon, hot dog, and grape jelly were all things you got as snacks for you and your friends at the big game so you have to bring those.

looks like youre going to have to resort to item mixing if you want those nachos...


04/03/2012
"Sweet Bro: Combine [Grape Jelly] with [Hot Dog]"

its the only thing you can think of doing besides putting jelly on the watermellon but that would be disgusting who even does such a thing




you are so glad nobody is watching you right now. you know you'd probably look SO STONED to anyone watching you right now


04/03/2012
"->"

ahahaha what a fuckin stoner


04/16/2012
"New girl: revele yourself!!"

no....


04/16/2012
"go back to hella jeff."

ok




You are now Hella Jeff again. yOu got tired of weighting for sweet bro so you decided to just go to the big game by yourself which is why you have LEFT the BUILDING.


04/16/2012
"Hella Jeff: get the text sweet bro sent before"

FINALLY.



TOO FUKCING LATE.


04/16/2012
">hella jeff: mount inside the car"


you do that...


04/16/2012
"go to the big game already"

you LEVE.....


06/19/2012
"Sweet Bro: Katch up with Hella jeff"

your HERE.

wait wheres the Hella Jeff's car?


06/19/2012
"->    ->"

the FUCKSTICK has left the builbding..............


06/19/2012
"->"

EEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH


06/19/2012
"->"

wAIT.! you still have the ALTERNATe mode of travle...... the SONIC SKETBOARD,

with IT you can catch up to Hella Jeff and go to the big game after all!! but, you'll willl have to hurry. his car goes very fast and he has your ticket. if you donnot catch him before he reaches the stadium you will not be bable to enter to the game...........


08/19/2012
"statues: get it ON"

oh yeah


04/04/2013
"[S] Sweet Bro: Ride"



(Music Credit)


04/21/2013
"Hella Jeff: Arrive"

You get to the stadium parking lot


04/21/2013
"Hella Jeff: get out"

You exit your car. the car becomes IDLE.


04/21/2013
"Sweet Bro: Arrive"






04/27/2013
"Sweet Bro: Think of how to get Hella Jeff to frogive you"

hmmmm...


04/27/2013
"Sweet Bro: look inventory"

maybe something here can helep....




04/27/2013
"Swet Bro: Get the pawb"

you take out the SONGY PAWN.




05/06/2013
"[S] Hella Jeff: Forgive"



(Music Credit)


05/09/2013
"=>"

now THAT was somme spectacel

Despite how amwazing that was however, it did nothing but have Hella Jeff forgive Sweet Bro. it feels like there'
was something very importent you needed to do... something very importent...


05/09/2013
"Hella Jeff: Remember"






05/09/2013
"=>"






05/09/2013
"=?=>"






05/11/2013
"=/-->"




05/11/2013
"_>"

our HeROIC DUO SPilt up
(for some reason)

Hella Jeff entering the staidum and Sweet Bro going who knows whear

Who will you follow?


05/11/2013
"Follow Sweet Bro where's does that dumpshit think he's going"




05/11/2013
"->"




05/11/2013
"->"




05/11/2013
"->"




05/11/2013
"->"




05/11/2013
"->"




05/11/2013
"Dude stop running like a jackass GET THERE ALREADY"

you arrive to the creek.


05/11/2013
"Dude stop running like a jackass GET THERE ALREADY"

you arrive to the creek.


05/11/2013
"Sweet Bro: Rescue Geromy!"

Look as you can, you do not see Gemroy anywhere. Where could he be?


05/11/2013
"->"

why isn't he here? HELLA JEFF said he was down the creek without a paddle...


05/11/2013
"->"

...


05/11/2013
"->"

...


05/11/2013
"->"

...


05/11/2013
"->"




05/19/2013
"[S] Sweet Bro: Return"



(Music Credit)


06/17/2013
"->="

your BAAAAAACK


06/17/2013
"Sweet Bro: get yo head in the game man"

you WOULD< but however the game seems to be ant an end.......... tHE BIG MAN IS Defeated./


06/17/2013
"-/=>"

the bug man fleas


06/19/2013
"dont just STAND there. GET the SPORTS guy."

eh's gone.;'/..,.


06/19/2013
"so? CHASE AFTER him!"

you figure you've done enough runnong for tody


06/19/2013
"oh ok."

hella jeff takes the notice of you


11/10/2013
"-/=>-="






11/10/2013
"-=>"




01/24/2014
"Feed."






01/26/2014
"-=>-"




01/26/2014
"->"




01/26/2014
"->"




01/26/2014
"->"




01/26/2014
"->"




01/26/2014
"->"




01/26/2014
"[S] end of( act 1)"



(Music Credit probably, close enough)


01/27/2014
"Act2 ."

(out sided)


01/27/2014
"-=>"






01/27/2014
"-=>"






01/27/2014
"=>"






01/27/2014
"=>-"






01/27/2014
"->--"






01/27/2014
"(-)>,-"






02/10/2014
"(LAteler)"

(at the skakepark)


02/10/2014
"-=>=-="






06/17/2014
"=-=>-"






06/17/2014
"->="






06/17/2014
"Mission 1"




11/24/2014
"Sweet Bro: PP PRepare for the race"






11/24/2014
"Hella Jeff: Prepare aswell?"

the jeff is still TOO SCAREP and bashful to enter...............for now




11/24/2014
"Geromy: Prepare....."






11/26/2014
"Travis Broby: Prepare UP."






11/26/2014
"George Hay: h"






12/22/2014
"=(-)=>"




12/22/2014
"==>-"

oopps


01/02/2015
"->"




01/02/2015
"->"




01/02/2015
"->"

fuck, now THAT was the long fall.........


01/08/2015
"Sweet Bro: put the hat back on........."




01/08/2015
"->"




01/10/2015
"Sweet Bro: get back to the race"

Sweet Bro starts trying to find a way back to the race, bunt meanwhile Geromy and Travis Brodey intensely conflift for SECONB PLACE (sweet bro is still in first hi's board is JUTS THAT FAST)


01/10/2015
"=>"






01/20/2015
"=>"






02/11/2015
"=>-"




02/14/2015
"Trasvis Brody: Tell Geromy to come on or else is he a chicken?"






02/14/2015
"Geromy: Think it over"






02/14/2015
"GGeromy: Consult the Mirror Board"

Show Wisdomlog



02/15/2015
"Geromy: Play it safe."

You ignore Travi's tries of peer pressure and proceed down Tyson's Coroner


02/17/2015
"Travis and Geromy: Go T Tyson's Corner"








02/17/2015
"George Hay: Accelebrate to top speeds uisng a slope"

LOOK OUT IM GOT THIS


02/17/2015
"Andventure Map"

Please wait to be redirected to the Adventure Map, or click here.


02/17/2015
"->-"




02/17/2015
"->"

you step away from the screen


02/17/2015
"->"

it is time to climb the mountian and get back to the race atlast


02/17/2015
"->"

the cliff sure is creepy at night........


02/17/2015
"->"

it would really blow if you ran into a snake up here or something


02/17/2015
"->"

blow like a BLOW POP, like, that one time you ran to the creek and you're head turned into a sucker

that was fucking trippy alright


02/17/2015
"->"






02/18/2015
"->="

MEANWHILE.

the intense confict continues on


02/20/2015
"Travis: obsresv soroundings"










02/20/2015
"Geromy: initiate wisdom"






02/20/2015
"->"






02/26/2015
"->"






02/26/2015
"->="






02/26/2015
"=>-"

SWOOD BRO has TAKEN the LEAD........


02/26/2015
"->="

but the a MYSTEYR RACER is already in the lead???


02/26/2015
"17/04/12 "New girl: revele yourself!!""






02/26/2015
"Mission 1 End"

AND THE SWONER OF MISSION ONE IS.............


02/26/2015
"fucking stop spinning you dumbshit grambling machine and show the winner for ONCE"

Indigo Abbey


02/26/2015
"->"






02/26/2015
"who is indigo abbey"






02/26/2015
"===>"






02/26/2015
"===>"






02/26/2015
"=-=>"






02/26/2015
"Mission 2"




02/27/2015
"shove indigo down the ramp you NEW00B"




02/27/2015
"=-=>-"




02/27/2015
"Everybody: Do a silyly dnaceds"

Geromney is the only one willing to dants at the momend; while Sweet Bro and Travis Brody are appauld by the shoving motion and George Hay's stome cold mug remains unmoved


02/27/2015
"fliptrick ramp eh? who needs sckate bords, go down with the your face instaed "

holy shit looks like we got a Mormy Sue on our hands.........


03/02/2015
"Germoy: Ride Indiggo down the ramp like a skates board you CRUEL BASRARE!!"




03/02/2015
"=-=>="

holmy guamoly she just doens't even care still..........

both these two are earning trick points with this;, ingido abbey earning more because of pain tolerancs




03/02/2015
"George Hays: Sav Indigo"

you do not see how this will give you personnal gain........


03/02/2015
"Shieet, thats some maery SUE bulldhit right threretr. SRUE her asass ooff right thos instent."

the MASTER JUGE has been summon


03/03/2015
"Sue George Hays for being toooo cool. B)"









03/06/2015
"Sweet Bro: hop upon the and the grind along the judge desk"

holy SHIT that did not go as planned, i guess it's true the mythes are true that a juge will never stop hitting his gravel upon the desk............ sweet bro is dead, game over man

(once AGAIN, click back, why do i even need o romind you )


03/06/2015
"Decapitation!"






03/06/2015
"GET the feet instaed"






05/31/2015
"SWEET BRO: Go get her urself"

it's TIME to ollei




06/05/2015
"A wild Reference appears!"

a big ol pokêball comes and gobbles up travis brody before it's too late and makes a run for it........


06/26/2015
"Sweet Bro: bust out the dramastic skateboard tiricks, or, ...dramatricks"

tch. can't letHella Jeff gather up all the street cred


08/06/2015
"Author: uhh... recap? idk what the hell is going on, where is everyone going?"

look for youreslf, stuped


08/06/2015
"ok. >Travis Brdy."

travis brody is starting to beginning to realize that maybe things are staring to go way out of ocntrol here in this skateboard game.

He Deicdes to put a stop to this, but first he has to find a way to get this uncool pokêball to stop rollin him around all over the damn place


08/07/2015
"Indigo Abbey: Get geromy to stop riding you"






08/07/2015
"=>"

the skape ramp is unsafe without boards. be careful.


08/07/2015
"Indigo Abbey and Geromy: Summen Boards"






08/07/2015
"Geromy and Indigo Abbey: Do Some Tricks Quickly to win"






08/08/2015
"GEROMY: Make Hella jeff obsolete because you are way radder and Bro likes you moare"

You'll could never. Hella Jeff is your friend too.


08/08/2015
"(-)->-"

even the if he is STILL being a whinny piss baby adn hiding out all day


08/08/2015
"SWEET BRO: do the SUPERA-EPIC-SUPER-MAGIC-POPPY-NOPPY SCHLONGY-DONGY-FLONGY-FACKIT-COMBOROONIE"


its broken


08/08/2015
"zoom out."

Now what?


08/08/2015
"GEROMY AN DINDIGO ABBEY: Go faste rand fater UN-TILL you reach ligtspead"




08/08/2015
"-)=(-(-)=>-"

Sweet Bro is gravitated by the light


08/08/2015
"->(-)-"

The pokêball gets sucked up into the gravity field trick as well... TRAVINS BRODY is now in the pokêball in the gravity trick field in a hole in the botton of the sea...

but not really the hold in the bottom of the sea part that wasj the joke


08/08/2015
"-)((-)-)(->-(-)"

Meanwhile, Goegr Hay surveys the battlefeild.


08/08/2015
"-(-)>-)((-))(-"

hold up is that a egg


08/08/2015
"-(-)>"






12/22/2015
"George: go get it"






12/22/2015
"Master Judge: PENALTY"

the judge activates a penalty


12/22/2015
"->((=))."




12/22/2015
"=>-(-)"




12/22/2015
"-(-)>=(-)"

George Hay makes a break for the êgg


12/22/2015
"Travis: escape already!!"






12/22/2015
"Mission 2 End"






12/22/2015
"So Who won."

THE WINNER OF MISSION 2 IS..............


12/22/2015
"......."

The SLOP MACHINE


12/22/2015
"Mission 3"




12/22/2015
"=-=>"






12/22/2015
"[S] Battleboards"



(Music Credit)


12/26/2015
"Mission 3 End"






12/26/2015
"===>"

THE WINNER OF MISSION 3 IS..............


12/26/2015
"REALLY??? you INTERUPTED, stupid thing"

HELLA JEFF


12/26/2015
"......................................ok"






12/26/2015
"Sweet Bro: take offthe fancy clothe"




12/26/2015
"????"






12/26/2015
"Hella Jeff: SAve him"




12/26/2015
"ok cool."






12/26/2015
"use the watermelin for apple.....?"

the watermalong spawns a star apple


12/26/2015
"Hella Jeff: Give star apple to george"




12/26/2015
"->="






12/26/2015
"End of Act 2"




12/28/2015
"Act 3"




12/28/2015
"George Hay: call him out!"






12/28/2015
"Hella Jeff: help him"






12/28/2015
"Flash-Back"






12/28/2015
"Flas-Back-To-normal"






12/28/2015
"->!"






12/28/2015
"Regroub"






12/28/2015
"Hella Jeff: Open portal"

hella jeff can grow a tree faster than jay jay

but the watermleon is burnt out


12/28/2015
"Geromy: mourn"

he weeps


12/28/2015
"Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff and Geromy and The Mirror Board, too: Enter portal"




12/28/2015
"==>"

you arriveou tside of the United Stapes Mint


01/06/2016
"Sweet Bro, Hella Jeff, and Geromy: head inside"

Hella Jeff, Sweet Bro, and Geromy head inside

But the Mirror Board stays outsine as it was not included


01/06/2016
"Mirror board: GO inside...."

you coud at leaset USE that wisdom of youres................


01/06/2016
"alright time to JACK this joint"

The cash money'meter shows up to let you know how much you need


01/06/2016
"shit whares all the money"






01/06/2016
"Take all the Mints. Due to Economy failing they are worth more then the money."

the MINTS add $55000 to the cash money'meter as each one is worth more than each dtollar due to INFLATION

however, even though the momey is worth less, there is MOre MOney than mints so it evens out. your best bet is still the money preserves


01/06/2016
"enter the blue door"






01/15/2016
"[S] Hella Jeff: find the indent and put the watermelon in the indent"



(Zelda SFX Credit)


01/15/2016
"cool now go inside"

the you the four of you enter the the PRINTING PRESS ROOM


01/19/2016
"Hella Jeff: USE the printing press to CREATE THE MONEY"






01/19/2016
"Mirror Board: ases the situation"






01/19/2016
"Sweet Bro: plugin the cord to the outlet"

sweet bro does not know where the cord and the outlet are. be more specific, morom


01/19/2016
"SWeed Bro: plugin the cord (right) to the outlet (left)"

You try, but it will NOT REACH,

(the cord is too short, dumbfuck)


01/22/2016
"==>-="

meandwhile to this puzzle: the Other guys have gone to the CITY PLAZA TO where all the billboards are at. (the billboards inlude job requests on them) and they ALL seem excited to be chosen

Which job will the you three of you look for.?


01/25/2016
"beehive removal"

You start going through the jobs available. george hay will not comply until you find a beehive removal job


01/25/2016
"-=>"

aha. found it


01/25/2016
"Accept Job"

Team Skateboard goes to the place. a civiliand explains that some rude teens drop kicked a beehive to the top of his house and the bees keep going down the chimney and stealing his honey. it's really pissing him off.


01/25/2016
"Find a way up"

(you come up close to look at the house from up close)

its tall. how will you get up top?


02/02/2016
"summon bees to carry you to their nest"

Indigo Abbey plays her cursed Bee Flute


02/02/2016
"-=>"

but all of her bees are unable to hear. there too far away....................


02/02/2016
"George Hay: balance your scooter face down"




02/02/2016
"Indigo Abbey: Lay down on the scooter"

it's all up to you, now, Travis............


02/02/2016
"Travis Brody: dive into the upside of the scooter"

Indigo is Abbey sent flying ,to land on top of the roof.


02/02/2016
"-=>"

she lands on the house's ceiling. the bee-hive is now within sight.


02/02/2016
"-=>"

suddembly, a Mysterios Figure approaches from the shadows


02/02/2016
"Indigo Abbey: talk to him"






02/02/2016
"-=>"






02/05/2016
"jack black: crash the party"

"Jack Black" picks up the bee's hive.


02/05/2016
"-=>"

and them makes a run for it before it's too late


02/05/2016
"-=>"

dosent that total jackwagon realize he's just helping by taking care of the job for you, right....................


02/05/2016
"-=>"

(zoom in)


02/05/2016
"-=>"

he doesnt even to realize he's shaking up the bees too


02/05/2016
"[S] Huge Bee: come out and sting jack black"



(Music Credit)


02/05/2016
"-=>"

uhhh... missien accomplished i guess,?


02/05/2016
"-=>"

The Strong Bee Flies out of the chimley


02/05/2016
"-=>"

it is aggressed. time to fight


02/09/2016
"run ahway you dipshit you cna t FIHGT that sutpid..."

you take a run from the bee. there's no way your going to fight that.

..........it chases after


02/09/2016
"gGet OUT Off There"




02/09/2016
"-=>"




02/09/2016
"-=>"






02/09/2016
"-=>"






02/09/2016
"-=>"






02/09/2016
"-=>"






02/09/2016
"Team Skateboard: return to the billboards for a new job."

the civiliand has wired $70,000,000,000 into your debt meter before heading off into battle against the strong bee.


02/09/2016
"Vuewpoint: meanwhile back to the others"

now back to team... Team Normal Guys. theyve been trying to solve this puzzle for HOURS, what do they do........


02/10/2016
"Examine room."

(pro's tip: you dont have to read this if you look at the picterue. like at all)

okay so first you got the guys - sweet bro and hella jeff and geromy. they're not apart of the puzzle, but they have to be the ones to do the puzzle. oh and there's aslo the Mirror Board which has to do the puzzle too but its a skateboard not a guy.

then theres the room. its green because its in the unites states mint. and now it has grape jelly all over the place (where did it come from, nobody knows..............). oh and it's the Printing Press Room so it has printine presss all over. but they dont work because the cord isnt plugged in.

wait, okay hold up. first i needed to say - there is an outlet, and a pwoer plug. but the plug is not slammed in the outlet because the cord of it is too short to reach. oh and hella jeff has his ruler right now, he was tryin'to measure the cord's length it needs to fit.

ok so yeah the printing presses dont work, because the power plug is not plugged in. you'll going to need to plug it in to make them turn on and print monney.

(geromy has sweet bro's portabel gaming system)

oh and there's also a ROLLING PIN sitting over there. it now has grape jelly on it though. earlier Team Normal Guys tried rolling a path of grape jelly leading to the cord and tried thinking, "maybe the power plug can slide along the grape jelly to reach, since we wouldn't be pulling on it it might stretch easier" but LOOKS LIKE IT DIDNT, TO ME.

anyway let's figure this shit out:


02/14/2016
"retrove armes>>"

no...armes


02/14/2016
"==>"

NEW MISSION: FIND the ARMS.


02/14/2016
"==>-"

nont this shit again...........................


02/14/2016
"i am NOT watching six MORE pages of this, go back to the others"

team skateboard has to pick another job. eny ideas?


02/14/2016
"are you kidding me. i meant the others of hella jeff. NOT these."

team normal guys have just temporarily lost a member. we'd better to hurry and solve this before everyone else wonders off some where...


02/14/2016
"Benchpress helper for Arnold Schwarzenegger"

Arneld is NOT HERE TODAY


03/18/2016
"GODAMIT man WHAT are you STUPID jsu tshow me hella jeff alredy not thsi POSER"




03/18/2016
"->"

gotta go get those armes


03/18/2016
"advertising intermission"

Eithr to win tickets to the big game or. to uh uhhh prices of cans with good vaules

i'm not sure

what the fuck even are these


03/18/2016
"Mirror Board: clean up the rolling pin"

THEN, we join OUR HEROS AGAIN when teaam normal solves. Myastety... Mysterer....... the case of the MISING PERSOn, from the team (tm)

but they know he just went to go get armes, so they do the puzzel instead


03/18/2016
"Hella Jeff: use rolling pin on the cord to flatten it and extend to hlength"

no. geromy wants to do it


03/18/2016
"(=)->"




03/18/2016
"(=)->"




03/18/2016
"(=)->"

geromy crys because he is tired


03/18/2016
"[S] Hella Jeff: Plug in the cord to the outlet in order to solve the printing press and gain money finally"



(Music Credit)


04/15/2016
"Print the money."

you begin to create "bend jamming franklinds" with the printine press

+$10 per 5 pages


04/15/2016
"that isnt FAST enoughfe, SPEED it UP."

putting the press to turned up the 11 :o


04/15/2016
"-=>"

holoooooloy shit thats a LOT OF MONEY

+$500,000 per page


04/15/2016
"wait it aaaalllll out, have the good and relaxing life B)"

no, you need a SHIPTON of money more then that. no time to idle aorund.?


04/15/2016
"turn it up to 12"




04/15/2016
"-=>=- (-?)"

these need a job


04/18/2016
"Build a foart out of he boerds"

you all y'all build one of those there f o r t s


04/18/2016
"-=>"

INSIDE the fort.


04/18/2016
"Clown jopbs"

you except the job,


04/18/2016
"go to job location"

whole lotta dumbass circis tents round here. where the fuck is the clown.


04/21/2016
"aks megag for drections."

who'ss that ?


04/21/2016
"Find spray pant in the clown."

you reach on into the clown dumpster.....


04/21/2016
"==>"




04/21/2016
"Travis Brody: Dress up early for clown jopb."

tch, don't mind me: -- just gonna freshin up a bit.


04/21/2016
"Indigo Abbey: do that same also"

give me a second as i...freshen up a bit


04/21/2016
"==>"






04/21/2016
"george hay: consume paint"

you pretend it's actually a bottle of cologn and absolutely go HOG WILE ON IT

WOW IT SURE TASTES LIKE FRESNEN UP A BIT


04/21/2016
"==>"

the MASTER JUGE has been summon

he's here for the usuoel business

Alright cough it up, he says.


06/09/2016
"the big man... should have... the master jundge"




06/09/2016
"ready the aim ..."




06/09/2016
"now spray his face to Clown Mode"




06/09/2016
"=-=>"






06/09/2016
"good now slam dunk him to the cloun dumpster like nasty trash"

boom wazzup


06/09/2016
"=-=>"

hlock..!


06/09/2016
"=-=>"






06/09/2016
"=-=>"

the master juge has evaporated back to the courthouse.


06/28/2016
"[S] wind it... wait, no, CRANK it upp the box"



(Music Credit - Other Music Credit)


07/05/2016
"=>"




07/05/2016
"=>"

you collect the soggmoney, and also see how much it has increased from the printing press (which is not much)


07/05/2016
"=>"






07/05/2016
"=>"






07/05/2016
"Hooligan Dan: consider,"






07/05/2016
"=>"






07/05/2016
"Hooligan dan: pant's the Creep"




07/05/2016
"pnats: DROP"






07/05/2016
"=>"






07/05/2016
"=>"






07/05/2016
"=>"






07/05/2016
"=>"






07/05/2016
"george hay: go hide before they send in the security clowns"






07/05/2016
"=>"






07/05/2016
"=>"






07/11/2016
"Hella Jeff and Geromy: no time to loss waiting for sweet bro, go to the into the next room (oh and the mMrror Board to, so it doesn't stubbornley stay behind)"

you get in the next room. Look like some sort of stupid puzzle ...!


07/12/2016
"Geromy: kik the bomb until in gets dastRoyed"

to bad its only a juke box!


07/12/2016
"guys: what's that in the back?"

your aren't sure. it's a little far away to see right now.............


07/12/2016
"Mirror Bored: Help them to see"

the Mirror Board vibrates around real quick, and uses QUANTEM INSTANSE THEORY to line up all of its othher selves and give a nice zoom to the thing.


07/18/2016
"Geromy: brek op en Kinder SUrprise egg loking thin"

ooohohhhohoh your gonna GET that EGG


07/18/2016
"-=>"

THE SLOPE ISS: to tall and sliperdy for you to assend


07/18/2016
"Kinder egg has a crappy toy."

Hella Jeff figures it's nothing worth you're time, so he decides to worry about something else in stead


07/18/2016
"-=>"

he escapes to the side, there's a door at least.


07/20/2016
"[S] KICK DOWB THED DOOR"




07/20/2016
"Hella Jeff: go through the door"

you go into the door, and enter to the UNITED STATES DUNGEON.

there's is a guy in here using a RUBE SEINFELD MACHINE.


07/23/2016
"[S] Hella Jeff: take it down the Reuben good berg Mach ine"




07/23/2016
"=>"






07/30/2016
"Jeff: help the guy fin materials for is rub dinseylane machine"






07/30/2016
"=>"






07/30/2016
"=>"






08/05/2016
"Hecka Jef: stop not beig in the skull whole and go inside alreaby"




08/05/2016
"Toothpaste: follow Jeff"

(he accidentaly gets turn around from holding his tooth brush out too far)


08/05/2016
"so? what's it lik e in the SKULL HOLE?"

it looks creepy and official

Toothpaste tells you to keep on watch for the undead, your not sure if he's joking with old humour or not ..


08/05/2016
"go to the final door, at the end of the halloway"






08/05/2016
"Thoothpaste: unlock it your self, go inside"

woa its dark in here i wonder what the pereptual motion machine is like ...!


08/05/2016
"woah who turned out the lights am i right, turn them back on you idiots so you can see?"






09/10/2016
"it is not moving....were is its perpetrual motion? See if you can fimd it."






09/10/2016
"Hella Jeff: Look upwards."




09/10/2016
"SHOW us the VIEW POINT of Jeff..............."






09/10/2016
"all thies sceince is boring. be Travis Brody"

not yet dude. he's busy. give him A BREAK??


09/10/2016
"HElla Jeff: Get in positition"




09/10/2016
"Hella Jeff; Pedal the wheels."

(the blue pikmond revs it up)


09/10/2016
"Hella Jeff: go fast enough to oupen the HATCH"

you would except, UM,  you kind of DON'T




09/10/2016
"[S] George Hay and Hooligan Dan: sneak around the clown home and find to rescue your friends"



(Music Credit)


09/10/2016
"==>"






09/13/2016
"swet skater dube: do the transformnashion thing"

you try, but you cannot gain enough FOCUS wirh so many people around you, so instead you just dry yourself off

you will try again when you are left olone


09/13/2016
"Sweep Bro: Georgo hay made you wet so steal his Arms ."

you think of knowing the PERFECT RENENGE


09/13/2016
"except,,!"

he HAS NO armes right now, for you to STEAL


09/13/2016
"Travis, Brody: JUst respond to George Hay already"





09/13/2016
"Hooligan Dan: intervene"






09/13/2016
"George Hay: elaborate"






09/13/2016
"==>"




09/13/2016
"==>"






09/13/2016
"minute: wait"

sweet bro was telling the truthe of a meteor


09/13/2016
"the FALL of METEOR: end"

it left a crater


09/16/2016
"Crater: Timeskip to discovery by Outcast."

your now the MYSTREIOUS EXILE, to bad the world ended later


09/16/2016
"->"






09/16/2016
"=-=>"






09/16/2016
"=-=>"






09/16/2016
"OH FUCK"






09/16/2016
"???>"

the mumy is gone, he leaves sice he was being rude and he was was about to yell and he knows no body would appreciate that


09/16/2016
"Trvai sBrody :Excavate"

you begin excavation of the meteor, to have it for your very own


09/16/2016
"Sweet bro: Give George hey something to hold, then take hiss arms"

HMmmmmmmmmm.................


09/16/2016
"==>"






09/16/2016
"==>"






09/16/2016
"==>"






09/16/2016
"==>"






09/16/2016
"==>"




09/16/2016
"Travis Brody: discover meteor"

its turns out to be.........THE LOLOPOP

it has travelled here from light years and universes away

just for you (to give to Stweet Bro (accordig to the Lemin- Sugar Creep)))


10/06/2016
"Travis Brody: give the lollipop to Sweet Bro, i'ts why you summon it after all....."






10/06/2016
"TRavis Brody: dont give it the lollipop it to Sweet Bro, its what the clowne told you to do, and is probably a bad idea"

you decide to not give to him


10/06/2016
"==>"




10/06/2016
"==>"




10/06/2016
"ok lets be Geromy now"




10/25/2016
"It's a boom box right? You can just turn it on through the bars."

ok mr formal but it's is a bomb

or may be its a bomb box...

....
.....
oKay i guess its a boom box (musical) after all

eithr way the sound cannot escape the cage's bars unless you unlock it


10/25/2016
"conscider un lock it, then??"

you need a Chroma Key, you big DOLLARD


10/25/2016
"Geromy: Do ther recapping"

um ok youll can try
so you woke up yesterday and went to the big game to meet up with sweet bro and hela ejff but one of your friends texted you and you got in trouble from the basketball man for laughing becaus eyour friend texte funny joke

he started to beat you up after by throwing his ball in to your face over and over


10/25/2016
"recap part two"

but then hella jeff appeared and saved you and not long after that, sweet bro, showed up and fed you and

you were filled in avd everything was alright (for a bit)


10/25/2016
"=>"

then you went all to the skatepark at night and had to race travis brody and george hay and also do tricks and fights and stuff until they let you go on the skatepark

hella jeff was bashedful but he made up for it by doing so good trvias brody added you all as friends, and george hay too you think ?

and even indigo abbey was there


10/25/2016
"recap part 3"

but during the skate fights george hay was sued by the Master Juge, now your all paying this debt off, you went here to the unitited states mint with sweet bro and hella jeff but sweetbro turned high and left and hella jeff went to explore elsewhere


10/25/2016
"recap final piece-together"

so leaving you alone to here


11/11/2016
"Travis: eat lolipop yourself"

no way dude, you dont want any one to get this, because it is a CLOWN POP


11/11/2016
"==>"

sweet bro really want's it though, this might be a problem, soon,


11/11/2016
"Geromy: Find the chromakey"

WHERE??


11/11/2016
"consult wisdo"






11/11/2016
"????"






11/11/2016
"=>"






11/27/2016
"gemroy: take a guess SO WILD that mirror boar has no choice but giving the key"






11/27/2016
"geromy: he wants you to look INSTIDE the mirror board"

um,,,,that would be LEUD...........

its it really what it want's??


11/27/2016
"=>"

....


11/27/2016
"=>"

you hope not


11/27/2016
"Geromy: apologize"






11/27/2016
"Geromy and Mirror Board: wait"

you guess your waiting now


11/27/2016
"Be Hella Jeff"

you left the perpetual motion machine's guard room since you're tired of waiting

Toothpaste stats inside, meanwhile


11/27/2016
"Hella Jeff: go down the corridor"

you walk down the cave a little bit. this is where you came in from but you dont think you can get out on your own, its too tall


11/27/2016
"Helal Jeff: walk further"

you walk a ways down and come to a dead end, but it has a vent??


11/27/2016
"Hella Jeff: look in through the vent"

is that sweet bro and travis brody and some other guys in there??


11/27/2016
"[S] sweet bro lick the lillypop"



(Music Credit)


12/02/2016
"=-=>"

your slide back down


12/02/2016
"=-=>"

(the radio too)


12/02/2016
"=-=>"

((and then the money))


12/02/2016
"=-=>"






12/02/2016
"=-=>"






12/02/2016
"gamory: cheqkue money suppliés"






12/08/2016
"Multilpy money by 10 in order to have enough (by using math)"






12/08/2016
"toothpaast: build money doubling machine"






12/08/2016
"go back through the vent to the lollipop crater"

you all leave Toothpaste to build his machine and join back up with Travis Brody and George Hay and Hooligan Dan


12/26/2016
"===>"






12/26/2016
"hella jeff ask why not"






12/26/2016
"===>"






12/26/2016
"===>"






12/26/2016
"===>"






12/26/2016
"===>"





time to summond the CLOWN TRAIN


12/26/2016
"===>"

wait, shit, its coming to you


01/04/2017
"hooligen dan: dont let the clown trains wrong direction get you down, thinges will be okay if you have a hope"

ok good point, but, conscider the following:

ITS A BIT HORIFING


01/04/2017
"===>"






01/04/2017
"everyone: go up and grab him then pull him back down"

THE SLOPE ISS: to tall and sliperdy for you to assend


01/04/2017
"===>"






01/04/2017
"===>"

its time to formulate a battle plan strategy plan


01/04/2017
"george hay: summon scooter, geromy: get mirror board in position, mirror board: straighten it (the scooter out"




01/04/2017
"hella jeff and sweet bro: lay down on scooter, travis brody: wood head bump the scooter to send them up, geogfe hay: play video game"




01/24/2017
"[S] Page 420"



(Music Credit)


01/24/2017
"Next."

ok hooligan dans been saved now what


01/31/2017
"Sell Hooligan Dan in order to more money"






01/31/2017
"mirorr boared: asicdentaly telleport to the madjic skateboarp blanet"

the mirror board eat's it self by mistake and is now gone for a bit


01/31/2017
"holigan dan: just WALK dowen, you're legs arent tied"

...ou wish you figured this out before being emberrasly being rescued

but at leasy your not tied up at all anymore


01/31/2017
"WHWERE IS INDIEGOGO™ ABBEY"






01/31/2017
"=>"






01/31/2017
"=?=>"






01/31/2017
"=/-->"




01/31/2017
"_>"

what> did you think i would run off and take a strole to an actual creep?


01/31/2017
"===>"




01/31/2017
"clowns: get out of clown train"

the train IS the clown, sucker


01/31/2017
"everyone: get in the clown train"

Hella Jeff, Sweet Bro, and Geromy; and George Hay, Travis Brody, and Hooligan Dan as well head inside

But the Mirror Board stays outsine as it is on the skateboard planet


01/31/2017
"clown train: return to sender"

the clown train kicks it in to fourth gear.


01/31/2017
"->"

after a bit the Clown Train arrives to the Ring-Master's lair and after another few minutes lets you all get out


01/31/2017
"===>"




01/31/2017
"look at the place"

theirs water melons galonde, also some across the street

(the clown train left, too)


01/31/2017
"hellha jefff: Hit your head and rememember how to combine items together"

You do a watermelon bounce pass and fumble it to your head

from osmosis you learn from the fruit how to combine items


02/08/2017
"helli jaff: teach newwfound wizdo to everone else"

even if they deserved to know your secrest, it is not possible. the watermelons have chosen YOU. YOU are the star. NOT those.


02/08/2017
"Hella Jeff: Combine watermelon and another watermelan for an even bigger watermelon"

you combine the WATERMLON and the WATERMELON in to the EVEN BIGGER WATERMELON

each normal one of these has five "points" stored in it which gets used up in item combination and other watermelon related powers, item combinaton depends points on how complecxs a combined object is, in this case its ten points so it used up two watermelonsworth of points, which are also the two watermelon combined into it (they are still here as combining an objects keeps the two originals, but the originals are now empty and one is hidden behind the new big melon)


02/08/2017
"10000 page skateboard planet intermition please"

okay, you're there now what? time to go find the Big Cahoona

...actually no, even the mirror board is not that rude. it decides to wait until indigo abbey is saved so it doesn't hold back the entire story line (yet)


02/08/2017
"Hella Jeff: Create a star apple"

you use one watermelon point to create a star abble


02/08/2017
"star apple: land in the grass"




02/08/2017
"Georges React To: Fallen Star Apple"

fuck dude really man


02/08/2017
"Hela Jief: Compine star apple and the remmains of that egg"

the kinder egg pieces are very far away, so um, NO

it'd just make shredded appleskin anyway but you keep the mind in mind for if you find more kinder eggs anywhere


02/08/2017
"combine sweet bro + geromy"

would it thieretically work? probably. but more importently, is it within your right to do such a thing......? you must be responsable with your powers, and your pretty sure playing god and bringing a new life into this world, unbeknowest of the true consequences, is NOT responsable.

There are simply some boundaries humanity must not cross.


02/08/2017
"do it you, wimp"

you make a 1x SWEE GOMY

he used up 20 watermelon points leaving you with only 24 left.


02/08/2017
"ponder"

he seems vacant. you wonder whats going on in his head.

is he a true amalgamation of your two friends, remembering both lives in their entirety? is he completely void of memory, existing as his own individual being new to this world? or, perhaps, was he filled with false memories of a lifetime that never existed, tragically fated to adapting to this new, unfamiliar reality?

perhaps he has some kind of insight on life and the world and it's many wonders. you can't help but think towards the inspiring, innovative ideas that may soon be sparked from this young man's thoughts.


02/08/2017
"[S] take a look inside his mind"



(Music Credit)


02/18/2017
"Hella jeff: Add watermelon with house to make watermansion"

it makes a small watermelon replica of the ring-masters lair which has every litle room copied inside of it


02/18/2017
"Hella Jeff: Check inventory"

its been a long time since you looked at this so you look at it so you can know what to you can combined


02/18/2017
"Sweet Bro: Check inventory"




02/18/2017
"Geromy: Check inventory"




02/18/2017
"Travis Brody: Check inventory"




02/18/2017
"George Hay: Check inventory"




02/18/2017
"so along with all those, there's also:"

-some watermelons
-water
-all of yourse phones (kept in pockets)
-the busted watermelon
-the ring-masters lair
-water
-drained melons
-sweet bro's hair nacho
-all the clothes

what will you do now?


02/18/2017
"punch hole in []"

HYAUGHHHGH (it already has hole)


02/18/2017
"combine inventory space and watermelon"

you do that, whih makes a counter of nearby watermelen points you can use. when a watermelon is busted open like that one you did its numbers are displayed on the watermelom slice instaed of the big normal one, because those are used for other things than combining (like it can attack with stars or make star apples and portals)


02/18/2017
"comins georf hey and Trainis Grody"

no... you already feel bad enough about creating Thisd One (in talk to Gomy)...

plus small fusions are very costly, you cannot afford more

but it does give you an idea.........


02/18/2017
"travis brody's headphones and george hay's helmet"

you make the the HEADMET


02/18/2017
"hella jeff: give headmet to george hay"

he equips the headmet



yeah you guess the only special power is to make george hay not hear you. great.


02/18/2017
"Combine everything in the god damn room that you can inventory"

nah you want to decide specific good idea things

also this isnt a room, NUMP TRUMP


02/18/2017
"combine money with more money to get rich"

you get two fifty dollars bill to test this out on


02/18/2017
"=-=>"

and you make the THICC STACC

its just one widely cut doler, and still only has only a fifty on it. you dont think any one will want to take this.


02/18/2017
"wait fuck hold the phome whewhere's hooligan dan"




02/23/2017
"go insine"

tch, who cares where hooligan dan goes. let's get in this bad boy already

you barge the front door down and ready to entrance


02/23/2017
"DUDE what are you EVen DOING, you have to MANIDGE your inventory first,!!"

oh right. itd be dumb to leave these all here. you all change inventories up












02/23/2017
"look inside"

its dark in there


02/23/2017
"[S] go in anyway"




03/03/2017
"wHOA who turnt on the darkness?/?"

your not sure...sounded like a honk though : /


03/03/2017
"Swee Gomy: you're still outside, so help them by unlocking the door!"

SWEE GOMY


03/03/2017
"guys: find a way to the next room and quick!"

you CANT fucking SEE


03/03/2017
"Hella Jeff: utse watermelons for new lighting"

you use the busted watermelon to generate stars (half a point each) but instead of using them to nail travis brody in to a plank of wood you make it hover over you

they arent much bright............


03/03/2017
"==>"

the stars are set to go over and be personnel light sourses for you, SWeet Bro, GEROMY, Travis brody, and George Hay


03/03/2017
"wiat wheres geromy"




03/03/2017
"==>"




03/03/2017
"==>"




03/03/2017
"==>"




03/03/2017
"==>"




03/03/2017
"==>"




03/03/2017
"==>"




03/03/2017
"==>"




03/06/2017
"everyone: try to remmaine calm and do NOT freak out"

okay you sure try not to


03/06/2017
"just keep an eye on it, maybe it wont move like a whepping angle"

so stare at it


03/06/2017
"==>"




03/06/2017
"==>"




03/06/2017
"==>"






03/06/2017
"keep stare at it"






03/06/2017
"==>"






03/06/2017
"==>"






03/06/2017
"==>"






03/06/2017
"==>"






03/06/2017
"==>"

YOU FAIL TO RESIST TO FRIQUE OUT

That's bad...oh That's bad!


03/06/2017
"==>"






03/15/2017
"->_"




03/15/2017
"the hella jeff."

your now THE HELLA JEFF, alone in the darkness


03/15/2017
"ok so what items can you item combine, there has to be something you can do"

ah SHIT, youre inventory SUCKS


03/15/2017
"->"

you decide to combine the only things you can really and make the PAWNERMELON

the fuck are you even gonna do with this stupid-ass thing??????


03/15/2017
"karate chop []"

GIVE ME MY BACK MY INVENTORY SPACE PLEASE


03/15/2017
"->"

.......it didnt work as you thought


03/15/2017
"Hella Jeff: Prepair to fight against the clown dumptser"

o thats right, you ready to grab your YARD STICK and......


03/15/2017
"->"

what the shit

GEROMY had it !!! he had to hold it as your inventory's small and full !


03/15/2017
"->"

....you really do hope he'ss okay though


03/15/2017
"->"

you'll're going to make do with the busted watermelon's powers you guess, to get your friend back.


03/15/2017
"->"




03/15/2017
"->"




03/15/2017
"->"




03/15/2017
"_>"




03/15/2017
"_>"




03/15/2017
"->"

now whats TRAVIS BRODY doing all the way over here??


03/28/2017
"TRAVIS BRODY: continue doing all the way over here, maybe with s ome INVENTORY check as well.??"

wow would you look at that its still the same


03/28/2017
"->"

wait whats going on


03/28/2017
"take out the watermelons"

you now hear Hella Jeff's voice in STEIRO SOUND




03/28/2017
"Travis Brody: skate around on your golden trickboard to find the others quickly"

not a good idea in the dark room


03/28/2017
"Travis Brody eat the cotton candy right now"

you decide to try repleneshing your lost health by eating this


03/28/2017
"->"

all it dose is make your anxiety worse


03/28/2017
"look in the watermansion to know where to go"

this thing's some kind of replica of the whole place right? so maybe you can navigate the room with it


03/28/2017
"->"

thing is, its a solid object and you cant see in without busting it open and probably ruining the intricite structeurs, plus youre so scattered you dont even know where in the room you would be currently!


03/28/2017
"[S] OH FUCK TURN AROUND"



(Music Credit)


03/28/2017
"......."

haha boy you feel like a fucking idiot right now


04/08/2017
"Oh Travis Brody, so insecure~"

ok yeah you really shouldnt call yourself an idiot honestly, thats insecuriety right there if youve seen it


04/08/2017
"You hide your true feelings because you are afraid of inadequacy~"

.....but are you really good enough though? beyond your cool act, would people still like you?


04/08/2017
"Is there even anything to be found behind your sunglasses~?"

...no...

...you dont think so...

...you arent even anyone...


04/08/2017
"Juuuust give iiiin~"

you climb on into the clown dumpster. where a person like you belongs


04/08/2017
"_>"




04/08/2017
"_>"




04/08/2017
"->"

oh hey its sweet bro...

yyyyyou...!


04/08/2017
"sweat Bro: Run so far taht you actuallly accidentally find the nexst room."

yeah you just did that a few seconds ago, its the only reason youve stopped running finaly (you ran into a door). not sure what you do with a door though? help me out h,ere: a command would be a good present haha know what im sayin


04/20/2017
"attempt to seduce the door"

you push on it with all your meigt trying to get through, but it does not budge...........


04/20/2017
"Sweet Bro: Find light switch next to door"

fuck, there gotta be something here. oh woah whats this??


04/20/2017
"flip the switch"

wait god damn it are you serious all it did was shut off your trickster. dumb


04/20/2017
"flip the switchv"

son of The Sex, it isn't letting you fwcking go BAck!!*


04/20/2017
"sweet bro: youve gotta get into that door.....WHAT EVER IT TAKES."

thats right, theres no way you can survive in here without that trickster power, only thing to do is run and get help which youve done a few times before. ok maybe you havent got help before after running but you will this time,!


04/20/2017
"->"

FUCKING HOLY SHIT PLEASE LET ME OUT OF THIS DOOR


04/20/2017
"GEORGE hey: be on other side of door"

what? no. youre on the other side of the door from the out-side of this room. why would you be on the same as the outside?


04/20/2017
"its been a while, check on sweet bro finally see how he's doing"

its been a whole page since you started doing this so you think its about time to stop before you bruise your hands


04/20/2017
"->"

oooohhhhh TO LATE!


06/13/2017
"HOLY SHIT ON A STICK LOOK NEXT TO YOU"

[eeeauaueaghghhghh]


06/13/2017
"CHECK DAT INVENTORY RIGHT NOW"

THERE'S GOT TO BE A SOMETHING YOU CAN DO WITH THIS


06/13/2017
"sweet bro lick the lillypop (again)"

YOU TRY TO DO THAT AND REGAIN YOUR TRICKSTER BUT IT IS TOO DARK TO TASTE ANY THING


06/13/2017
"Spoonfeed it a pepermint~"

WHAT WHY (you keep the spoon in your pocket...always bro...always...)

(eat my shorts...eat my shorts and swallow my spoon...then swallow a souffley through the spoon squidward...oh thats right... you cant...squidward...)

oh wait right um. WHY???


06/13/2017
"Pleeeheheeeeaaase~"

OK FINE ONLY THIS IS LIKE OPERATION EXCEPT SCARY


06/13/2017
"->"

IT DOESNT SEEM TO LIKE THE CANDY BUT IT DOESNT LOOK UPSET EITHER

IT'S LIKE IT WAS JUST EXPECTING THIS ALL ALONG.


06/13/2017
"Use the big melon"

you preaprer to use the LARNGE MELON

so like what do you do now with this are you supposed to go all spirit bomb style or what


06/28/2017
"meandwhile"

hella jeff witnesses something beauetfuliful


06/28/2017
"->"

the largest watermelon he's made has been raised up and pumped up with inergy

energy


06/28/2017
"Absourb some of its power"

your not sure who could fill it with energy like that but this may be just what you need for you and your friends to survive this


06/28/2017
"->"

spy sapping my water melon


06/28/2017
"use the BIG BOI Watermelloun to knock the Clownb Dumpster over like la bouling pin."




06/28/2017
"->"




06/28/2017
"->"




06/28/2017
"->"






06/28/2017
"->"






06/28/2017
"->"

oh no what have you done


07/10/2017
"Clown Dumster: Absorb Melenergy and become MelonClown the ultimate reoccurring antagonist!"

oh what a nice and fashionable little hat!

only $25.99 on the store! as merchaundice!


07/10/2017
"Ohhhh dont worry, I will not need to become a reoccurring antagonist, anyway~"




07/10/2017
"->"

um whats it doing why do you know what its probably thinking


07/10/2017
"Poor sweet bro, you dumb little fool~"

suddenly your feeling kind of dumb


07/10/2017
"Do you ever do anything right~?"

well... no... you almost escaped from the here but you couldnt figure the door out... and how earlier when you ran to the creek from a misunderstanding, what if hella jeff couldnt have beanten the big man on his own...? you wouldve had let everyone down...

man, maybe if you kept a better eye on things, geromy still would be out side of the clown dumpster...


07/10/2017
"Juuuust give iiiin~"

you climb on into the clown dumpster. where a horridble friend like you belongs


07/10/2017
"_>"




07/10/2017
"_>"




07/10/2017
"->"

hella jeff's is he's not done for yet


07/23/2017
"check meat"

wOLY FUCK.................. .... ........ ok it still there, thahnk fuck


07/23/2017
"hella jef you gotta do use your the PAWNERMELON attack"




07/23/2017
"->"




07/23/2017
"->"

.........yo'ure not even sure what that entails or why you did it


07/23/2017
"->"

anyway you think you have visitons


07/23/2017
"Ohhhh Hello, Jeff... hee hee hee~"






07/23/2017
"Ohhh, I see~ Perhaps we can have a civil conversation, then~"






07/23/2017
"You and the scooter rider are the only ones left~ I was saving Hay for last; his fear of clowns will prove very amusing to toy with~"






07/23/2017
"Indeed~"






07/23/2017
"Oh~?"






07/23/2017
"What do you do, pray tell~"





HELLA JEFF: WE STOMP THEM FOR COIN LIKE SUPER RARIO


12/27/2017
"[S] take it down the rude clown machine"



(Music Credit)


01/05/2018
"->"

......what the heck


01/05/2018
"George hay explain. explain Now"

you dont fucking know,,?? whta thappened???

you all went into thiis fh dark roume and then doore closed on it own aa,and ebver;yome lwas d lookng behIND you aAAnd got scared of sosomething and ran away, l-leaving y'o"u ttO ALONE......

so you walke around fofr a bit and in hined sight ylou maybe shhould have LOOked whne they were to, earlier,,; but you thought it WAS NOTHING AND EVEN WHEN YODS U LOOKED IT WAS NOTHING

...but youg uess thats just how it usuaulyy goes in the fear movie...


01/05/2018
"oh makes, sense"

BUT THAT OEDNS'T MAKE IT AANAY LESS SCAAAARYG--,

you KNEW it wsnas 't nthing when you felt the vibratons i-in the ground and you lo K ed and hte rr e it was... there was HT E FUCK IN GCLOWN DUNDSTER, JUST, THERE,]?,,;;;;;

bbuut then it chasde you for a whi e l and lau gh ed at sostheing but you dodn't even KNOW WHAT so you but just tried a sneak attatck, you thouu ght it would work and i db u but it DIDN"T and... and

i"MG OSORRY i jds iiidn't; mEan to fufuckkf it up,,;;


01/05/2018
"->"

oh but you guess it's ok because this thing fell on it. and killed it.
left behind this the COIND.


01/05/2018
"take off that stuiped FUCKMET already"

yeah ok fine you GUESS. itd probably best to be able to hear anyway, just in case... there's more goddamn clowuns... please dont there be any more goddamn clowuns... you've haved enough...


01/05/2018
"inspect coind"

ok it has everyone on it EXCEPT FOR YOU thats cool you GUESS. whoever's this is you guess your not important enough for them to engrave on their personal coind.

youre gonna keep this just to show whoever's it is to them and not give back because they you guess don't value you enough for you to be on it


01/05/2018
"george hay: get going"

alright cool lets go


01/05/2018
"where the fuck even go to?"

you take off the sunglasses just long enough for your eyes to become sensoftive enough to survey the battlefield. there's like two or three stars and a door and a ceiling hole, just like in the doctor's office.


02/13/2018
"go look for a doctor in the ceiling hole"

ok you know there's won't be ana ctual doctor up there right? unless its a clown doctor but those still arent real

anyway uh you gain this another star. you cant reach up to the ceiling hole though, so youre going to moving on


02/13/2018
"go to the door"

you summond your scooter from the ceiling hole


02/13/2018
"->"

and then to ride

into the darkness


02/13/2018
"->"

picked up another star on the way


02/13/2018
"->"

into the more darkness


02/13/2018
"->"

and get to that door

fuck, ANOTHER star? damn !!


02/13/2018
"invenstigate"

oh huh their's a light switch


02/13/2018
"flick it on"

try as you might, it will not light up!!!


02/13/2018
"georde DUDE just put a STAR into it to power it UP"

oh yeah.


02/13/2018
"BA-BAMN"


(guessed art by animekramer)

you hex the ane out of that there light switch


02/13/2018
"lights: on"

...ah.


02/13/2018
"*newd yorker voice* get outta here"

on the other side of the door, it's a clown hallway

you hate it


02/13/2018
"look at your options to walking"

Right.


02/13/2018
"->"

Left.

oh no
oh no
oh no
security clowns


02/26/2018
"use your skeatbord for LIFDOFF"

uh first off ok its a scooter but thats like calling a square a rectangle since technically it still the same thing... just more specific...

but second it doesnt go up, it only summons


02/26/2018
"->"






02/26/2018
"[S] Panic! at th"




02/26/2018
"Move Right."

you run away to the left of screen but right of door so just right to you

and also to take the HAT COIND

fuck... gotta get out of here... finding your friends first would be nice too also...


02/26/2018
"->"

wait whats this, MACHINED


02/26/2018
"Examined Machined"

hm... looks like it's a souvenire creaotr. like those when you put a penny in it and it flattens it


02/26/2018
"->"

but what ever could you have to fit in such an oversized slut


02/26/2018
"->"

...


02/26/2018
"->"

...


02/26/2018
"->"

...


02/26/2018
"->"

...


02/26/2018
"->"

*slot


03/11/2018
"Test what happens if you insert the Hat Coind."

you decide to play it safe and use the less valauble one. the hat.

still gotta keep the other thing to be passive aggressive to whoever's it owner


03/11/2018
"->"

uh an OPTION (ONE OF IT) shows up. its the only one there. this better not be a fucking jukedbox.


03/11/2018
"choose hat of police slown"

uh your not sure what chooses it for you but you begin to turn the clamp, it seems to be doing something


03/11/2018
"->"

[screeching door opening sound. you know the one]

oh! same hat


03/11/2018
"->"

wait.... if this turned the hat coind back into the hat real, then....... wait, is the friend coind actually container to your friends???


03/11/2018
"use the friend coind in the machined this time"

but you cant seem to try it. commissions are CLOSED, buck of roon.


03/11/2018
"look at that SIGNED"

what s-- oh.

well, it seems to show that to you there are more machineds around this place, so if you find one, you can test the coind other.


03/11/2018
"look for more machineds"

well, now you know what you must do. good job team.


03/11/2018
"->"

you begin to make your way through the spawling labrinth hallways


03/11/2018
"->"




03/11/2018
"->"




03/11/2018
"->"

oh hey now your indigo abbey (FINALLY.............. :unamused:)


04/02/2018
"hey how come whered the clown go"

he went to prepare for the show later, letting you stay in the room here, some kind of room




04/02/2018
"escape while youre unsupervise"

escape...? your just doing a clown job. why not too since you guess none of the your friends cared enough to look for you after a while. last you saw them was when Hella Jeff was making a mess of the place shooting watermelon holes through the floor, like, you mean, really now?


04/02/2018
"look at all these outfits! FASHION show"

you take to bunch of selfies! it's just like the mall but you don't have to purchase!


04/02/2018
"you don'T LOOK like a cloun, play dress up"

yeah you should maybe stay in this one since it's the clown suit for performance


04/02/2018
"locate floorboardS???"

She found the floorboards...


04/02/2018
"->"

She found the
under the floorboards...


04/02/2018
"you'r lizard?"




04/02/2018
"coind: spin other way"

Really Now? you ACTUALLY think a coind would spin THAT way instead?

get real...


04/02/2018
"_>"




04/02/2018
"Indigo Abbey: sure you've become a clown.... but at what cost to your humanity??"

yeah no your pretty sure its just make up


04/15/2018
"keep crawling!!!! you should needto find yor stupid dum "freinds""

yeach good idea, you dont want them to trash the place more or any thing like that


04/15/2018
"Abby: Hear the Clown-siren"

seems like the something's going on


04/15/2018
"LOOK, and SEE.."

Goronu...

wait no his name's was George. you think he wanted to took your feet once?
Not a fan, really.

looks like he's making a souvenire...


04/15/2018
"->="

wait what? he won prize to Geromy???




04/15/2018
"->="






04/15/2018
"keep going"

yeah uh what the fuck.


04/15/2018
"->"

who've even the time for such shit


04/15/2018
"->"




04/15/2018
"indigo abbey: take a look outside."




04/15/2018
"->-"

oh that's that jack black guy.

he better not be doing some stupid fucking catapult plan. (but he probably is)


05/05/2018
"whatever yu do dont talk to jacques blaque oh m god hes coming over here"






05/05/2018
"=>"

you fucking knew it.


05/05/2018
"=>"






05/05/2018
"=>"






05/05/2018
"=>"






05/05/2018
"=>"






05/05/2018
"=>"






08/24/2018
"Abby: Jump out onto him and stop him from getting himself killed."

uh youre pretty high up actually. dont wanna risk it.


08/24/2018
"-=>"

you really dont think jumping from this height is a safe idea.


08/24/2018
"-=>"

really.


08/24/2018
"-=>"

it letf so much lasting ddamage... so you really dont want to risk it... especially for jacked black


08/24/2018
"swee gomy: have your one plans"

yes, your own agenda.........hehe


08/24/2018
"Revele Plan"

yeeAA BOI your gettin CATAPULGED,!


08/24/2018
"Launch."

*cymbal hit*


10/11/2018
"->"




10/11/2018
"->"

"SWEEEEEEEEEET-


10/11/2018
"->"

-EMOOOOOOTIONNNNN"


10/11/2018
"-(=)>"






10/11/2018
"(=)->-"

*brokenst glass*


10/11/2018
"->="






10/11/2018
"=>"






10/11/2018
"=>"






10/11/2018
"=>"






10/11/2018
"guys go up the tower"

yeah yeah youre GETTING THERE. FUCK.

going up? (the anster is yes).
smothe.


10/11/2018
"=>"

WOAH JACK BOT !! check out all these MACHINEDS !!!

(goerge hay perspectivie) wow sure is a good thing you thought of to go here huh


12/21/2018
"intreface: show up"

ah shit..... you KNEW this room looked werid


12/21/2018
"geromy, put coind in the orange."

you use your turn to steal the COIND from george hay and then try to put it in to the orange, bbut you can't do both yet


12/21/2018
"=>"






12/21/2018
"George Hay: Get the back the COIND and put it in the machined"

uh youre on it but you cant do it all yet. in GRID MODE you only get one power move and one step walk per turn, you'll going to need to wait for your next turn to do the other thing. Thanks a lot, Geromy.


12/21/2018
"[oranges turn??]"




12/21/2018
"=>"






12/21/2018
"Swee Gomy: Get up"

swee'gomy


01/05/2019
"Geromy: talk to clown"






01/05/2019
"-=>"

diplomacy was your power move, so you use your movement option you step the hell away from there


01/05/2019
"geromy: why;s your next turn that far off???"

oof. bad RNG............


01/05/2019
"[S] Gerge Hay just turn bitter campari into a coind, its THAT siple"




01/05/2019
"Swee Gomy: yell your name at the man as loud as you can"






01/05/2019
"swee gomy: walfk away from cloun"






01/05/2019
"George Hay: put coinf in coion"

god DAMN. good thing you wwere wearing of HELPET from that

you get your COIND off the floor and ready to use it with the machined, but you'l need ONE (ONE) full turn of winding to get the friend out

the Campari Clown seems distactred by Swee Gomy right now, but do you realy want to risk it? even with your proteceuve headgear, you won't be able to handle alother blow like that.........


03/14/2019
"george hay, just do it, but hurry. the clown's bottle has broke, s he wont be able to do the hit again"

okay but you realy hope it doesnt kill you


03/14/2019
"[Bitter Campari]"

......................


03/14/2019
"[Bitter Campari]"




03/14/2019
"-=>="






03/14/2019
"george hay: finish wind"





sweet bro has afflicted with the confused status, prevending him from acting in any significant maner until another party member tkaes their POWER MOVE to fill him in on the situation!


03/14/2019
"[bitter campari]"






03/14/2019
"Geromy, quick, explain to Sweet Bro what's the haps"





{Sweet Bro has been brought up to speed!}


04/08/2019
"sweet bro: OBIVOUSLY you should eat the lolopiop"

oh yeauh, it's brignt now so you can taste again


04/08/2019
"-=>"

and you decide to stay placed because you can't think of where to go else yet


04/08/2019
"swee gomy: duge you gotta ecscape & hlep your parentss"




04/08/2019
"george hay get the co coind back and bring to the other"

this'll will take a minute of two or even three turns to get to the next thing... (planning)


04/08/2019
"-=>"






04/08/2019
"sweet:.,"






04/08/2019
"[Bitter Campari]"






04/08/2019
"[Bitter Camparl]"






04/08/2019
"Geromy: what even is "original yellow" from inventory"

oh, that's your pajama pant;
you don't see how it would help


04/08/2019
"Geromy: equipt rolling pin"

oh yeah time to flatten this orange


05/23/2019
"geromy: go hit it the clown"

you begin to move in. still gonna need to get closer though ...


05/23/2019
"sweet bro: give george hay the big watermelon while there"

maybe it's a restorative item who knows. if anyone can bite through it shell, it's george hay


05/23/2019
"-=>"

and then to--OOF

(clown does inhuman screech)


05/23/2019
"George Hay: gorge yourself on delicitous melon"

oh it's simply DELIGHTFUL OH GOD


05/23/2019
"-=>"





{Geor is occupied by the Juge being in front of him until both of the others testify as eye witness}


05/23/2019
"[Bitter Campari]"






05/23/2019
"[Bitter Campari]"




05/23/2019
"Geromy: O___O"

oh shit oh fuck oh holy fucking shit your out of range oh god oh fuck what do you do


08/19/2019
"-=>"

um lets see uh, you start to value your options an--

OH JEUSE CHRIS THE CLOWNS ACTING OUT OF TURN,,.

SWEET BRO IS DOUMED


08/19/2019
"geromy wabe aruond original yelow, the cloun is like a bull"

thinking quicc you do wave of your clothe, sweet bro can't affourde annother hit or he's a gonar


08/19/2019
"-=>"




08/19/2019
"Sweet Bro: do the coind roll, quick!"

ok so but first you had to use this turn to get back up since you're we're stunned but second off, you forgot the coind great fucking going dude.............

now to... uh wait fuck i remember the stun takes a turn away to get back up

all in favor of fuck that? ok. let's just say trickster mode is better with stun so he can still go now that sounds good

"sure"


08/19/2019
"Sweet Bro: get it back the coind"

oops overshot you mean uh,




08/19/2019
"George Hay: wait"

cant do shit with this fucking cluge. my GOD can all this health bar FUCK OF already

???


08/19/2019
"bitter capari: okay dude like stop"

No... more damage is dealt....


08/19/2019
"Geromy: Make orange (of clown) not orarge with "[Chromar Key]""

YOUR TRYING ...!!!


08/19/2019
"-=>"




08/19/2019
"-=>"






08/19/2019
"Geromy: now talk to the at clown!"






08/19/2019
"Sweet Bro: just drop it and figure out what to do"

alight um. bitter campareen seems to stopped going off, so your probably safe between turns now?? but Sweet Bro and Geromy both heavily damidged

time to set some Squad Goals: you need one more eye witness to free George Hay from Master Juge hearing. Swee Gomy is in Bitter Campareen's inventory, but you don't think the word "swee gomy" is going to be proof enough for the juge so umm.

proably best to get Hella Jeff or Travis Brody from the coind using one of these two machineds, so better get on that, and quick. Bitter Campareen probably wont be Shook for ever...........


10/21/2019
"Sweet Bro: thro coin in machin do a LUCKY BREAK!!!!!!!!"

"oull    upe"


10/21/2019
"-=>"




10/21/2019
"-=>"




10/21/2019
"-=>"




10/21/2019
"-=>"




10/21/2019
"-=>"




10/21/2019
"-=>"




10/21/2019
"-=>"




10/21/2019
"-=>"

still gotta wine it up tho.


10/21/2019
"George Hay: water biter capri"






10/21/2019
"[Bitter Campareen]"






10/21/2019
"[Bitter Campareen]"






10/21/2019
"Geromy: make sweet bro red for more damag"

hmmm....... yeah if that damned clown is goig to be strong from new color you should do that to sweet bro as well. no thanks,


10/21/2019
"-=>"

he become BLOOD SWEET BRO rather than TRICKSTER SWEET BRO


10/21/2019
"Geromy: stay near melon to recoger health after"

yeah uh good idea maybe? it seem scary but clown has still to see what he gets from the limed actually so it could be good to stay near a heal source, and


10/21/2019
"Sweet Bro: go over and to wined"

it the board only way......WAIT NO your LOW ON HEALTH....

oh, as blood mode you guess health and damage is swapped??? cool


10/21/2019
"-=>"

you know what they say.,time to wind the gritch


10/21/2019
"-=>"

hurry the fuck up already oh my god.


01/14/2020
"bitter campari: realize the push from sweet bro should have flung you out the window"




01/14/2020
"[bitter campareen]"

time see what in the line

what could it be


01/14/2020
"[bitter campareen]"

......
??????

hurry the fuck up already. its NOT that hard to open............


01/14/2020
"[bitter campareen] "

UMM.

...

oh. oh jesus fucking christ.


01/14/2020
"Geromy: throw the greyed-out slot machine at your foes"

okay, now you feel like you mest up......... you gave the clown green so it gets a gun. only one way to make this right.

....accept you don't thing you can lift this. to heavy.


01/14/2020
"George Hay: get wieirdid out"






01/14/2020
"Sweet Bro: hurry up the finish the wind already"

youve been winding thsi long anough....


01/14/2020
"-=>"

arm gettin sore

how much longer


01/14/2020
"≡≥√"

ooooooooooøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøø


01/14/2020
"-=>"

well. great going.

you were so slow your gonna have to wait another update to get someone out from the coind. thanks a LOT, sweet bro.


02/10/2020
"sweet bro: use reverse sichology. Make the coind think u DONT' want to wound"




02/10/2020
"-=>"




02/10/2020
"-=>"




02/10/2020
"-=>=="

released ...

♫ sweet brooooo the hella jeff ♬


02/10/2020
"==> sweet bro tries to explain to hella jeff but he's turn was use to finish winding"

fuck. really?


02/10/2020
"==>"

...


02/10/2020
"george hay: just explane it to him instead you can at least talk right??"






02/10/2020
"[Bitter Campareen]"

Bitter Campareen decides to use his turn as an intimmidation tactic for his final wourning




02/10/2020
"Geromy, quick, explain to Hella Jeff what's the haps"

Um yea NO FUCK that, that clown has a gun and your health is low. you'd rather not die ?

you instead go hide behind the watermelin and also to eat it  regain health. Geromy get's to live another day.


02/10/2020
"Hella Jeff DO SOMETHING"

so confused, youre gonna cry. the gun shot is still reverbeurating in the room. you just go behind the machined to hide............


02/10/2020
"Sweet Bro, ok it's finaly time, YOU the explain what up"






02/10/2020
"==>"






04/08/2020
"Toothpaste: be mad too, somewhere"






04/08/2020
">-"






04/08/2020
"->"






04/08/2020
"ok um, back to the others"

yeah, uh..................anyway...



Hella Jeff has been brought up to speed!


04/08/2020
"Sweet Bro: have forgotten the coind comes back out"

OW. thanks a LOT, Travis Brody...................


04/08/2020
"george hay: banish the juge. he's tresspassing in clowntown and breaking the lawe"






04/08/2020
"[Bitter Campareen]"

Time is up.


04/08/2020
"[Bitter Campareen]"




04/08/2020
"==>-="




04/08/2020
"-=>"




04/08/2020
"-=>"

Oh, right he's blood mode, damage does heal to Sweet Bro now.

Bitter Campareen decides to he has to shoot someone else next. The next shot will NOT be free of consequence............


04/08/2020
"==>"

also the hit was apparently just so extreme that Sweet Bro reverts wee wee wee all the way back to normal


11/10/2020
"Geromy: use chroma key and make the cloun YELLO before he can shoot again fucklips!!!"

that... yeah good idea, the clown being green is too lethal

but you are NOT fuck lips...................


11/10/2020
"==>"






11/10/2020
"what in the new lemin ...? :/"

it's still the gun in there..........


11/10/2020
"==>"




11/10/2020
"Geromy: Quic, Try another color quick"

overuled, turn's up

Hella Jeff now, remember?


11/10/2020
"hella jeff throw inventory slot at campri"

You ready to You throw the broke inventory slot at Bitter Capri.


11/10/2020
"==>"

You are so sick of this dumb inventory space and you are so sick of this cloawn!!!


11/10/2020
"==>=-="

Bitter perry's the hit with a inventory of his own before it can break his heart. The broken space goes in, pushing out the old contense, which is Swee Gomy. He is freed, but this is very dangeris because Campari knows how to use the broken inventory to it

full potentiaul


11/10/2020
"Sweet Bro, your turn, get Swee Gomy up to speed and quick! Quic,"






11/10/2020
"=-=>"






11/10/2020
"=-=>"

anyway. "stimming"


11/10/2020
"=-=>"

he got it. time to peel the orange so you can feel the inside


11/10/2020
"Bitter Campari: Dude, keep a better eye on your lemin. Look at what is happening"






11/10/2020
"=-=>"




11/10/2020
"=-=>"




11/10/2020
"=-=>"

Swee Gomy was startled by the loud noise.


12/07/2020
"=-=>"

.............


12/07/2020
"sweet bro: lute corpse"

you start wandering forward

may be it would be wise to get a weapin or some other treasure he had. you wonder if there are any campri bottles left you sure could go for a drink after all that


12/07/2020
"=-=>"






12/07/2020
"=-=>"






12/07/2020
"judge: notce hte mruderr"






12/07/2020
"=-=>"

the master juge suddenly decides that he has taxes left to do at the courthouse. even he isn't willing to touch this one............ he's outta here


12/07/2020
"=-=>"

alright anyway i guess it's time to we gotta get Travis Bobbob back. any thing else should to done in here before we leave, class?


01/05/2021
"get Travis Bobbob Back"






01/05/2021
"===>=-(-)="

oh..... youl meet him outside you guess


01/05/2021
"use hte chroma key to turn the bloode into lime juice, reviving clown for some reason???"

why would you DO that


01/05/2021
"oh and don't forget original yellow"




01/05/2021
"Hay: gudje is gone, eat the watermelan without repocushions"

what do you mean


01/05/2021
"Acquire the Desolate Rind"




01/05/2021
"=-(-)=>"




01/05/2021
"don't take gun. it is evidents"

time to peel that thing again


01/05/2021
"Take Swee Gomy's hand"






01/05/2021
"Hella Jeff: combine chroma key with GUN"






01/05/2021
"=-(-)=>"






01/05/2021
"make a gun for you to."

you cant miss out on the cool gun. you make a star power gun by using your own star suit this time

and then to other. ALSO yours. (using broken inventory space)


01/05/2021
"wait if theres no watermelon here what were you using to power the combines?"

...


01/05/2021
"=-(-)=>"

................


01/05/2021
"=-(-)=>"






01/05/2021
"leve"

well that was quick


01/05/2021
"back outside"



back outside


01/09/2021
"let go see what indigo abbey is up to"

snooping the weird cowboy


01/09/2021
"ok, what about hooligan dan?"

snooping the clown lisard


01/09/2021
"-/->"






01/09/2021
"-/->"






01/09/2021
"-/->"






01/09/2021
"indigo abbey, go further up instead"




01/09/2021
"-/->"






01/09/2021
"-/->"






01/29/2021
"hoolidan gan: hulk out"

now that's just crige


01/29/2021
"indigo abbey: examine croad's nest"

oh what there's a table thing here


01/29/2021
"the"

.........You can't read clown.


01/29/2021
"-(-)>"

franticall to google


01/29/2021
"-(-)>"




01/29/2021
"phone: Get a popup"

ugh..........anyway,


01/29/2021
"Indigo abbey, reveal the contence of the dome"

oh    , it's a fancy juilerie

What should you do with it



02/10/2021
"se if you can steall the shoes it wear"

IT WONT COME OF............


02/10/2021
"become swag"

Oh, if only


02/10/2021
"inndigo abbey: stomp the fanpy clowmn to pieces"

no........you really think you shouldnt


02/10/2021
"indigo abbey: DESTROY IT to PIECES"

NO ... ! YOU WON'T DO IT


02/10/2021
"indigo abbey: pass the clown to. hooligan dan. for safekeeping."






02/10/2021
"-/->"




02/10/2021
"-/->"




02/10/2021
"-/->"

aw shit. it's broken


02/10/2021
"-/->"

whatever. youd have wanted to stomp it to pieces ANYWAY


02/10/2021
"--/->"




03/05/2021
"dan: stomponit"




03/05/2021
"oh my god just look down jesus christ. its not even hard."




03/05/2021
"=/->"






03/05/2021
"=/->"

oh god what have you done. you KNEW you shouldnt have trusted Hooligan Dan to catch that...........


03/05/2021
"Ring-Master: come on up   !!"






03/05/2021
"-/=>"






03/05/2021
"-/=>"






03/22/2021
"Ring-Master: Bring Indigo Abbey along to get things in order."






03/22/2021
"Indigo Abbey: Follow him in."




03/22/2021
"arreive to the makeup room"

you arreive to the makeup room

woah ,now, that ;s a lotta clownd !


03/22/2021
"Get acueainted with your fellow performers."






03/22/2021
"====->"




03/22/2021
"====->"






03/22/2021
"====->"






03/22/2021
"====->"






03/22/2021
"====->"






04/10/2021
"[Maccheroni Pianigiani]"

tje dpes c;atteromg pn tje,>

the does clattering on the floor loudly as he run




♫ SPAGHETTI AS HE GOES  (spaghetti as he goes)


04/10/2021
"=====>"






04/10/2021
"[Maccheroni Pianigiani]"






04/10/2021
"=====>"






04/10/2021
"[Maccheroni Pianigiani]"






04/10/2021
"Maccheroni Pianigiani: Get your fork full !!!"






04/10/2021
"[Maccheroni Pianigiani]"






04/10/2021
"=====>"




04/28/2021
"=====>"






04/28/2021
"=====>"






04/28/2021
"=====>"






04/28/2021
"=====>"






04/28/2021
"Indigo Abbey: Play Rummikub with the spaghetti clown."






04/28/2021
"=====>"






04/28/2021
"=====>"






04/28/2021
"[Maccheroni Pianigiani]"






05/04/2021
"help pates baroni cook le epic spaghetti"

you think Otherwise


05/04/2021
"Follouw where the pianigiani clown came from"

yeah. on the way


05/04/2021
"=====>"

oh...

he's a red pierrot. those are extremely territoriel from what you've heard, so you know better then to go into his nest


05/04/2021
"=====>"

back into here. what else to do?


05/04/2021
"um ok. go talk to bolla instead"






05/04/2021
""






05/22/2021
"[S] Bolla."



(Music Credit)


05/04/2021
"=====>"




05/04/2021
"=====>"




05/04/2021
"=====>"




05/22/2021
"=====>-===="

...oh...


05/22/2021
"whats that making a break for the bottle"

dunno


05/22/2021
"-====>====="




05/22/2021
"=====>"




05/22/2021
"=====>"




05/22/2021
"[S] Micro-Bolla."



 (Music Credit)


06/02/2021
"these clownds are to weird, go find swella jeff orsmthing"

........yeeeaaahhhhh your gonna go

the ringmaster seems occupide so you'll just,slip away


06/02/2021
"Leve..."






06/02/2021
"um yeah?"






06/02/2021
"=/-/===->"




06/02/2021
"=====>"

well. um.
your hear you guess...

going to take a momenst to mstar u the currege tp talp t thne again


06/02/2021
"Be them for now."

you are now all of these.


06/02/2021
"sunset"


oh yeahea...... ...the sun goe'    down


06/06/2021
"🌞 unset sunset, idiot"

SHUT THF FUCK UP

YOUR STAYING HERE IT';S COZY


06/06/2021
"all of these: okay evereybody, w'hats up"

suffering in the sun set (except for Travis Brody and George hay who have sunglice- they have there own reasons to suffer)

but yeah youe've all bene wandering around the fairgrounds to look for Indigo Abbey who you need to uh. you need to save her, you think? yeah that's what you all decided on way back while saving Hooligan Dan from the Clown Train. you wonder where that wacky individuel got off to now...


06/06/2021
"(-)===>"

but actually come to think of it, how big even IS this place.................. youve (Sweet Bro) never been good at navingation but this place feels foken MASSEVE. like it just keeps going and going its like those dreams where you find new rooms in your house and then it goes to a new hollywand just keeps going

your also pretty sure that youve all gone in at least one ROUND PATHWISE by now but it lead to more, as if you didnt even WENT in a circle


06/06/2021
"behould BIG TOP"






06/06/2021
"hellajeff: examine son"






06/06/2021
"Travis: Present watermansion"






06/17/2021
"how even to that work as a map................unrea"

you'r watermelon cobination powers are flawlis. the WATERMANSION will contain EVERY ROOM in the Ring-Master's lair. but......... of coarse, no one knows how to map it out without destroing it all

.........unles............


06/17/2021
"===>"






06/17/2021
"Lol, Look at Geore Hay"


hhh
misrebly round


06/17/2021
"you gotta do something about this man"

you know


06/17/2021
"Hella Jeff only used the negative power of the melon. George Hay, you should be able to harness its real power! Negative forces aren't the only way to empower the water melons."

you manifest a brand new obect to burn off the large melon's remaneing energies

.................this is the coolest thing youve ever seen.


06/17/2021
"whats hella jeff up to ?"




06/17/2021
"===>"

hella jeff takes the notice of you.




06/17/2021
"===>"






06/17/2021
"===>"






07/14/2021
"abbey, indidgo: gather corridge"




07/14/2021
"->=-==>"






07/14/2021
"=-==>"






07/14/2021
"=-==>"




07/14/2021
"=-==>"




08/08/2021
"guys, stop. Seriously. indigo abbey is here she's back"






08/08/2021
"=-==>"






08/08/2021
"ask her what been up"






08/08/2021
"=-==>"

hmmmm... yeah you can




08/08/2021
"Play the cursed bee flute"

he needs to be coaxed into maping out the water mansion for you'll

you Play the cursed bee flute


08/08/2021
"=-==>"








08/08/2021
"=-==>"


he whistle a tune back  ...


08/17/2021
"=-==>"






08/17/2021
"camera: follow point of hand"






08/17/2021
"Exept the challenge"






08/17/2021
"Yurkey: Learn him the roules.........."






08/17/2021
"use thed dart's to Pop the "balloon""

ungh........just cant hit it, wtf


its movement is


09/29/2021
"get CLOSTER dunchehead"

ok. this oughta do it


09/29/2021
"=-==>"

jesus christ fucking really


09/29/2021
"god i hope someone can take the dart's and put them in thei're iventory for later...."






09/29/2021
"George Hay, be better at darts."

your are TRYING........


09/29/2021
"grevious hay: do a short little samll jump hop (and then also fire whilest doing this)"

???


09/29/2021
"no dude you gotta do the jumping attack"

???????????????


09/29/2021
"jump n schut!!! GOD"

YOU KNOW.


09/29/2021
"move it a little up a bit to the up, IDOT"






09/29/2021
"try standing Very Sti'll so the balon doesnt see yourself"

ok, you hide out of its line of thight for a second to review your battle plan

your down to the last dart too. fucking THANKS, Hella Jeff. greedy pece of shit.

8^y


09/29/2021
"=-==>"

ok you know what fuck this youll just do it normal


09/29/2021
"enact violence onto the Balooonm."

Its Time.


09/29/2021
"=-==>"

(your lucky this wasn't a flash. that was LOUD AS FUCK.)


10/14/2021
"Rewourd"






10/14/2021
"Hella Jeff: weigh in"






10/14/2021
"........ok........"






10/14/2021
"=-==>"






10/14/2021
"Barter with Swee Gomy"






10/14/2021
"=-==>"






10/14/2021
"=-==>"

Pipe





10/19/2021
"=-==>(_)"




10/19/2021
"(_)>(-)"






10/19/2021
"meandewhile   ..."

on petrol once more   ...


10/19/2021
"->"




10/19/2021
"->-(-)"




10/19/2021
"-(-)>"






10/19/2021
"=>"






11/24/2021
"un-meanwhile"






11/24/2021
"=>-="

..! swee gomy's done


11/24/2021
"-(=)>"

let see the map he done


11/24/2021
"(=)->"






11/24/2021
"now lead to the Big Top"

hella jeff adamantly refuses to show anyoe the map.

just trust him ok


12/24/2021
"omg, Get Their ALREADY"






12/24/2021
"GO IN. SERIOUSLY."

This is still good place to go,.. truts me.


12/24/2021
"===>"






12/24/2021
"===>"






12/24/2021
"Geromy's idea"






01/20/2022
"but indog abbie should hide?"

you change your appaerence too by removing hat

not longer legible as clown




01/20/2022
"Do Some Exploring! !!"






01/20/2022
"what inside.....?"






01/20/2022
"??"






01/20/2022
"UHh,...m"






01/20/2022
"===>"




01/20/2022
"===>"




01/20/2022
"===>"




01/20/2022
"===>"




01/20/2022
"===>"






02/09/2022
"Go.     ..seriously just go"

you the all leave before it's too late... inside you hear a clown's fast laugh and many small footsteps then frantically trying the doorknob.

...it isnt even locked...

but your not complaining they cant get through...


02/09/2022
"==-=>"






02/09/2022
"..........wait a minet"






02/09/2022
"receive tickets."






02/09/2022
"==-=>"






02/09/2022
"OH GOD QUICK!!! DROP THE TICKETS!!!!!"

nope to late  !!
loosk like you;r innit to WINIT!!!!!


03/12/2022
"===>===>===>===>"

The Ring-Master deicides to check ahead a small bit to make sure everyone stays on there best behaviour


03/12/2022
"===>"

RING-MASTER: UH OH ! not good!



03/12/2022
"===>"






03/12/2022
"Get the troubelm amker"






03/12/2022
"===>"


(guessed art by Hay and Frank)




03/12/2022
"===>"






03/12/2022
"Get the troubelm amker"






03/12/2022
"===>"




03/12/2022
"===>"

...


04/19/2022
"===>"






04/19/2022
"Well?"




04/19/2022
"Okay :)"




04/19/2022
"===>"






04/19/2022
"[Maccheroni Pianigiani]"






04/19/2022
"===>"




04/19/2022
"... :)"





05/04/2022
"[Maccheroni Pianigiani]"






05/04/2022
"[Maccheroni Pianigiani]"






05/04/2022
"[Maccheroni Pianigiani]"






05/04/2022
"OH SHIT MACCHERONI PIANIGIANI TURN AROUND"




05/04/2022
"===>"






05/04/2022
"ok normal guys, make a break for it"






06/08/2022
"get outta here"


(guessed art by Hay)




06/08/2022
"find the way out, quick!"

the RHODES....... no matter which way you look, the Big-Top remains a fixpoint in the horizen, directly in front of you

Leaving was never an option. :)


06/08/2022
"Mene while"




06/08/2022
"go in you guess"


(guessed art by Hay againd)




06/08/2022
"Get in there."


whole lotta dumbass here in this circis tent. where the fuck is the clown.





04/02/2024
"Audionce: Go wild"



there cacophoni is overwhelming. its make it hard to think


04/02/2024
"Geirge Hay: What were you even doing just before being gaught"



your were going to use The Replica with the clown paint to distract the ring-master. it was your school science fair project where you made it accurately experience deep human fear. it won second place

the ring-master weems keenly aware of how every clown is thinking so you figured the fear of The Replica would flood his conscienceness if you sprayed its clown paint right. but the Juge had to talk at you about eating just a little bit of pasta to heal despite your debt, and he was distracted by the peppermints fling by sweet bro but you didnt have enough time to try your plam until the lightspider caught you all and then you dropped it so you cant reach it...

you know come to think of it thoume...., you really hope the Juge doesnt think it is a pepermint on floor and take it from you... it is a prized prossession after all


04/02/2024
"kick stones at george hay"






04/02/2024
"whose this konw-all in the audience"






04/02/2024
"===>"



if only you could get free of the light-spioder's restraints m, this is your one chance to get free while the ring master is away!


03/22/2024
"It's >[S]howtime."



(Discord - Twitter - Music Credit)
(Guest art by Hay at 2:48, 3:22, and 4:30)


04/02/2024
"=>-="






04/02/2024
"closeup of math book, big toip visible on it"






04/18/2024
"George: spray the stones to clown"



your trying... its hard to dodge hella jeffs spiteful aim enough to land the paint on these things


04/18/2024
"->===->"



maybe this is good enough hopefuly?


04/18/2024
"===->============-============"



well damn you guyess this demeter gue knows his stuff after all

your all free from the light... for nown......


04/18/2024
"============-============>===>"






04/18/2024
"===>==-=>"






05/11/2024
"summon it the scooter and use it to go up"






05/11/2024
"indogo abbey: climb up the unseen geometry"

ok bye too

as a clown, you are able to see the fourth dimensional structures in the big top that the others cannot see or interact with

you do not think twice about either of these facts.


05/11/2024
"travis brody: use the star abble to enter your awakened state once again"

it is time to behold the pouer of this sweet MORSEL


05/11/2024
"->(-)"

yes ... YES! IT IS SO STROG with THIS you will be able to fly up and defeat the ring master single handedly.........


05/11/2024
"(-)>=-!!!"






05/11/2024
"sweet bro: put up ledger"






05/11/2024
"travis Brody: put up the wall"




05/11/2024
"=/=>"






05/11/2024
"Geromy: fire gun in blue mode"






05/11/2024
"nex5t"






06/19/2024
"cathc up! It's time to save the everyone!!"






06/19/2024
"dan: decide"






06/19/2024
"Take care the them all"






06/19/2024
"Concloudde the show"






06/19/2024
"Now bow down for the audience. :)"



you... guess this is it then...

you just cant wun against him




1027 pages



  MSPFA Mirror

A fever dream of a story driven by surreal humor, but has a surprising amount of coherence for what it is. One of my largest comics to date, borrowing Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff as they get wrapped up in various absurd antics, including a lawsuit from an all-powerful judge, a scuffle with territorial skater bros, and doing odd jobs for reality-warping clowns.

Legacy Status?
   By Zerio, 05/21/2024

After thinking about it for a while, I decided to switch Sweet Hella Quest over to the Legacy status, similar to what the old Synodic Reboot currently has. This is not intended as much of a tangible change, as I do still plan to complete it, but it does acknowledge the fact it won't be updating as frequently as a fully ongoing comic and that its main narrative priority is to reach a conclusion (which I still do aim to do with SR, to note).

My current goals are to pick Synodic Link up more (it is getting very close to the point it'll become more like the comic I want it to be overall), catch up on mainline art backlog, and finish the second Test Build for Runecrossed. Maybe I'll aim to expand this website a bit more too. Considering how bad "mainline" websites keep getting, it could be nice to have a more independent way to share game development process and potentially thoughts on other things.


Runecrossed Test Build 01 Release!
   By Zerio, 08/08/2023

It's finally happened. You can now play the earliest possible version of Runecrossed, my 3D platformer. You can find the download and more information about it over on the game's ItchIO page. I've decided to hold off on making a page for the game specific to my own site since it was already a bit of work getting that one set up, but for now, the Runecrossed section links directly there.

Also, as you may have noticed, the homepage now includes a section for game updates! I expect these to be much less frequent than comic updates (obviously), but I figure it'll still be cool to see what's new at a glance.

I hope you all enjoy the game!


Patreon (And Patreon Button)
   By Zerio, 05/16/2023

It's probably long overdue, but I finally sat down and set up a Patreon! This is mainly intended for those who already just want to support me and my various works, but if you pledge $5 or higher you get a neat little bonus: access to a behind-the-scenes channel in my Discord server where I post WIPs, concept art, and gamedev progress.

There is now also a link to said Patreon in the upper right of the page, replacing what was formerly a blank "placeholder" button. Part of me is going to miss having a clickable button that does nothing, but this was always the plan. Maybe one day I'll add a similar button somewhere on the site for the hell of it.


All Comic Mirrors Added
   By Zerio, 04/26/2023

That's right, every single one of my comics now has a mirror on the site. They've been quietly added and I held off on making a newspost for it until now, since I figured the "hey there's another new mirror" posts would've gotten redundant.

So anyway, I can now say that Runecrossed Classic and Zephyr Beta both have ZerioIO mirrors now. Two "failed" adventures cancelled in favor of later approaching the stories I wanted to tell in a different medium - Runecrossed via the game I've been developing and Zephyr likely eventually in smaller-scale games and one-off comics (we'll have to see for sure when I get there, though). These two comics are mostly included for history's sake, since the main worth in reading them nowadays is probably just for curiosity on how my earlier works evolved to become what they are now, I suppose.

However, the big thing from this is that the original Synodic Reboot has begun the mirroring process. It's somewhat in a similar vein as "earlier dated Zerio work that eventually got cancelled to remake it but better," but the difference is that SR is still my largest work to date at the time of writing, and despite its flaws is still a decently fun read with actual events that occur. And that maybe one day I'll give it a conclusion. Possibly.

SR is not on the website in full yet, and will instead be gradually ported as I tend to do with the longer comics. I'll just edit this newspost when that process is done, and you all can read along with it if you'd like.

I'm very excited to develop other parts of the website once the comics are finally fully readable here!


Talikuu Mirror Added
   By Zerio, 04/06/2023

The Talikuu comics have now also been mirrored. Like with Mr. Todama, the theme is very basic and will likely be personalized more in the future. That said, the comic navigation buttons actually correspond to the type of talikuu featured in the comic they take you to! Neat.

This also now means that all four main webcomics - the ones featured on the site's home page - are fully readable without having to leave the website. ...Well, aside from the most recent several updates of Sweet Hella Quest, but I'm still working on that.


Mr. Todama Mirror Added
   By Zerio, 04/05/2023

Mr. Todama now has a mirror on ZerioIO, which means the elusive 12th strip that was made while MSPFA continues to be down is now more easily accessible. The adventure theme is still a bit barebones and "default MSPFA," but basic readability is more important for now. The fact it's now mirrored means I'll be able to iterate on the page theme and make it more personalized in the future.

The Talikuu comics will probably follow suit before long, but not immediately. Honestly the main thing holding those back is figuring out what to draw for the Next/Previous buttons, as silly as it sounds.


Sweet Hella Quest Mirror Added
   By Zerio, 03/11/2023

Sweet Hella Quest is now on its way to ZerioIO, starting with Act 1. This is going to be an even more gradual effort than Synodic Link was because this adventure has almost 1,000 pages and a decent amount of trickery that may or may not end up difficult to bring over. We'll see how it goes, though.

As with Synodic Link, I plan to resume more active work on Sweet Hella Quest once the pages are fully ported, but its next page is still a pretty big WIP flash animation, so updates themselves unfortunately won't resume as quickly. Still, they will eventually.

Retroactive Edit 4/9/23: The pages have now all been fully ported!


Synodic Link Mirror Added
   By Zerio, 03/04/2023

After getting the majority of the page reader functionality working, it's time to begin bringing my main work to the site -- That's right, Synodic Link now has a mirror!

...Not all at once, though. It has considerably more pages than Enclosed Rooms or Talikuu Quest, so it's going to be a bit more gradually ported (this will be the same with most of the remaining comics, too).

Still, pages will be accessible immediately as they're added, so feel free to check in and read along as they're brought over. Updates will resume at some point after the mirror is caught up!

Edit 3/6/23: The pages have now all been fully ported!


Enclosed Rooms Mirrored
   By Zerio, 03/03/2023

Enclosed Rooms is now mirrored to the site and fully readable. This surreal adventure's simple format and relatively low pagecount made it an easy pick as I figure this all out a bit more.


Talikuu Quest Mirrored
   By Zerio, 03/01/2023

Talikuu Quest has now been mirrored to the site and is readable in its miniscule entirety. Due to its low pagecount and its history as my first ever MSPFA (not counting that two-page Animal Farm adventure I did as a half-assed middle school project. Shhh), it has the honor of also being the first comic to be mirrored while I developed the page reader code, which was surprisingly complicated!

Now that Talikuu Quest's mirror is fully functional, the other comics shouldn't be too far behind. Still expect it to be a somewhat gradual effort, though; there are a lot of pages to port over, and it's likely that certain quirks of these adventures might require additional developments to the page reader code, but it's an exciting journey nonetheless.


Woah check it out, my own website!
   By Zerio, 02/28/2023

After having this domain parked for well over a year now, it's very exciting to finally be developing something here. A more independent approach to my works is something that's been a long time coming, really. I have a lot of ambitions in mind for this site, but for now my first goal is to set up functional mirrors for my webcomics and port them over so they can be read in full on their own independent space. I hope you all enjoy as it comes together!


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