Xzavier: Get back to Alethea.

-- exploitedImpasse [EI] is now online! --
EI: welp, you got me
IE: Oh hey nice
IE: But whatd i do exactly
EI: i mean u got me kicked out so that was very cool
IE: Pretty sure it was your own decision to use your phone in the theater, dude ;p
EI: what the fuck ever
EI: im here now like you wanted
EI: got my undivided attention
IE: Despite how you feel about it, this is actually really relieving
IE: Wasnt sure who else would have been a good bet to ask considering the circumstances
IE: So you had me worried there for a sec
EI: uh huh
EI: so what do ya want me to do, and what do i get in return
IE: Well, where do i even begin
EI: the start? fuckin, duh
IE: ...The starts kinda hard to pin down when it comes to whatever all of this is
EI: :| what
IE: Dude, what is your deal
EI: hey i got kicked out of the new asskicker after waiting all day to see it, im a little peeved okay?
IE: Well could you maybe not take it out here
EI: sure fine ill try
IE: Thaaaank you
IE: Anyway ill just uh, see if i can explain it well enough
IE: Never really did this yet
IE: Basically, theres this uh, i think its a video game but its much more than that
EI: oh no not you too
IE: What
EI: i thought you were the most immune in our little group from becoming a ~competitive gamer~ smh alethea
IE: As i said, its more than just a game
EI: so what is it like third life or something
EI: getting deep into your erthsona?
EI: or maybe some bigtime comp guild? gonna spawncamp people in antishock?
IE: No, this "game" has reality altering properties and is gradually starting to bring about the end of the world
EI: uh
EI: HAHAHAHAHA
EI: bitch, WHAT
IE: I mean this in complete and utter sincerity
IE: Im asking you to play this, both for your own protection and for the sake of a friend who is in danger without an established connection, herself
EI: ok so lets say i play along with this for a second
EI: ...HOW in the FUCK is playing a game that literally ends the world supposed to protect us lmfao
IE: The game is already in motion, xzavier
IE: The end will continue in full swing regardless of our unanimous cooperation
IE: Participating in the game also guarantees us passage into an alternate dimension where we will be safe from the destruction of our planet
EI: ok ok stop lol the second i play along is over
EI: im gonna go see whats up in the alleys or whatever
IE: Xzavier
IE: Please
IE: Im seriously not sure who else can help zariyah out of this
EI: oh
EI: this is for zariyah, is it?
IE: Yeah, she needs a server player and im not sure who else would be equipped for the role
IE: Like, able to hop in on such short notice
EI: welp, you got me
IE: Oh hey nice
IE: But whatd i do exactly
EI: i mean u got me kicked out so that was very cool
IE: Pretty sure it was your own decision to use your phone in the theater, dude ;p
EI: what the fuck ever
EI: im here now like you wanted
EI: got my undivided attention
IE: Despite how you feel about it, this is actually really relieving
IE: Wasnt sure who else would have been a good bet to ask considering the circumstances
IE: So you had me worried there for a sec
EI: uh huh
EI: so what do ya want me to do, and what do i get in return
IE: Well, where do i even begin
EI: the start? fuckin, duh
IE: ...The starts kinda hard to pin down when it comes to whatever all of this is
EI: :| what
IE: Dude, what is your deal
EI: hey i got kicked out of the new asskicker after waiting all day to see it, im a little peeved okay?
IE: Well could you maybe not take it out here
EI: sure fine ill try
IE: Thaaaank you
IE: Anyway ill just uh, see if i can explain it well enough
IE: Never really did this yet
IE: Basically, theres this uh, i think its a video game but its much more than that
EI: oh no not you too
IE: What
EI: i thought you were the most immune in our little group from becoming a ~competitive gamer~ smh alethea
IE: As i said, its more than just a game
EI: so what is it like third life or something
EI: getting deep into your erthsona?
EI: or maybe some bigtime comp guild? gonna spawncamp people in antishock?
IE: No, this "game" has reality altering properties and is gradually starting to bring about the end of the world
EI: uh
EI: HAHAHAHAHA
EI: bitch, WHAT
IE: I mean this in complete and utter sincerity
IE: Im asking you to play this, both for your own protection and for the sake of a friend who is in danger without an established connection, herself
EI: ok so lets say i play along with this for a second
EI: ...HOW in the FUCK is playing a game that literally ends the world supposed to protect us lmfao
IE: The game is already in motion, xzavier
IE: The end will continue in full swing regardless of our unanimous cooperation
IE: Participating in the game also guarantees us passage into an alternate dimension where we will be safe from the destruction of our planet
EI: ok ok stop lol the second i play along is over
EI: im gonna go see whats up in the alleys or whatever
IE: Xzavier
IE: Please
IE: Im seriously not sure who else can help zariyah out of this
EI: oh
EI: this is for zariyah, is it?
IE: Yeah, she needs a server player and im not sure who else would be equipped for the role
IE: Like, able to hop in on such short notice
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